A dog sprains his tail from wagging too much, a team cheats at a fishing contest, and a couple get into a fight after the woman throws a pee napkin on the man.

A woman protests by licking door handles, a store owner encourages people with cough to come to her business, and a man steals his truck from the pawn shop.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Video conference call gone bad;

A woman wants a man to do her taxes;

Peyton Manning’s birthday;

Macaroni in Canada;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A 1983 Playboy magazine-braille edition, a pet turkey needs a home, and toilet paper art.

A man buys all the meat at a grocery store, a woman spends too long in the bathroom at a supermarket, and a man drives naked with a string on his genitals.

A zookeeper hires a hitman to kill a rival zookeeper, teenagers cough on produce at the supermarket, and people are stealing toilet paper from rest stops.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Play by play guys are doing commentary on video submissions;

Toilets and sewer systems are being clogged;

What’s in Cool Beans house;

A restaurant in New Jersey is offering a pay-what-you-can menu;

A man is accused of selling fake coronavirus treatment kits;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A city commissioner recommends using your hair dryer to avoid the coronavirus, a woman gives birth in the toilet paper aisle, and an explosion launches a couch onto a power line.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

A man steals toilet paper from a hotel, a testicle-eating festival is shut done because of COVID-19, and people are using cut up t-shirts in place of toilet paper.