A woman gets locked out of a day spa, a woman licks a toilet seat, and a man gets his car stolen why urinating.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

The educational value of Tommy Boy;

St. Patrick’s Day and COVID-19;

Tom Brady leaves the Patriots;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Someone is looking for slightly used toilet paper, someone wants to trade arm pit pictures for appliances, used razor blades, and a carpet toilet seat cover.

A man is a serial flasher, a police department says to not call 9-1-1 when you run out of toilet paper, and a man tries to eat stolen credit cards.

A police department asks people to stop doing crime, people drink cow urine to ward off COVID-19, and a woman finds poop in her hotel room bathtub.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody received a weird email;

Who’s working today;

Seven Eleven opens a chicken words;

Betting on the Democratic debate;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man walks into Wal-Mart wearing a haz-mat suit and sprays an unknown liquid, a man claims public urination is equivalent to breast feeding, and a couple is arrested for having sex outside a hospital.

Customers vote Hawaiian pizza off of a menu, a man is sued over his cat videos, and a celebrity vegan eats butter on a cooking show.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Comedian Taylor Tomlinson discusses her new Netflix special, Quarter Life Crisis.