A strip club hands out face masks, a state is considering lifting the ban on yoga in schools, a flight is cancelled due to drunk passengers.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Chuck Norris’ birthday;

Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune will no longer have live audiences due to the coronavirus;

American Idol contestant does not know who the judges are;

Dating site for men with small penises;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Toe nail art, a boatload of watches, and a table.

A man is burned by his seat warmer, a man loses his personalized license plate, and a man gets upset about being called Drew Carey.

A woman finds regular Cheetos in her bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, a principal requires all prom dresses to be pre-approved by her, and a drunk man breaks his toilet.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Beer snake at an XFL game;

NHL restricting locker room access;

Bruce Dickinson calls out Rob Halford for using a teleprompter during concerts;

Super moon tonight;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man steals motorcycles to impress his girlfriend, a minor league baseball team holds an O.J. Simpson night, and a high school coach lets a twerker film a video on the basketball court.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Costco shoppers upset over a bottled water shortage, a man gets upset about burning meat while grilling, and a man takes his clothes off at the Taco Bell.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Golf Audio;

David Crosby will judge your joints;

License plate registration sticker;

Coronavirus effect on sports;

Joey Chestnut sets Big Mac eating record;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!