A seventh grader confuses pepper spray for Axe body spray, a man drives with expired plates for 23 years, and a woman gets her hair caught in a ticket-counting machine.

Ice cream licker sentenced, a jewelry thief is caught because of litter, and a woodpecker dies trying to get a nut.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

A father complains about a wrestler flipping off his son;

Another reporter passes gas on live tv;

Masked Singer unveiling;

Alex Trebek cancer update;

Nik Wallenda walks across a volcano;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A peanut in the shape of a duck and a beer cap chain.

Hot clothing from a dryer causes a fire, a woman is arrested for shoplifting when she was in jail, and a state warns voters to not lick the mail-in ballots.

An airman urinates in the coffee maker, a man says he was speeding to keep up with the flow of traffic, and a blind man flunks the citizenship test.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Ladder safety;

Woody Game Wednesday;

A weatherman presents an umbrella to a woman whose house burned down and sister died on the same day;

Missile Command is headed to your phone;

Nashville tornado video;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

I Don’t Care What, Where, or When; Tell Me Who is This Famous Ben!

A man moons diners in a restaurant while trying to pick up his wife’s girlfriend, a mom and a daughter bite a pilot, and a man in a unicorn costume hangs out by a middle school.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

The coronavirus may change the way people greet each other;

Things that you can no longer enjoy;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And more, more, more!