A man steals hundreds of bicycle seats, a man attacks his neighbor with a squirt gun filled with urine, and a man gets charged with riding a tricycle without lights.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Dr. Kiessling discusses prostate cancer;

A dad shaves a baby’s head while the mother takes a nap;

A Chick-Fil-A employee goes above and beyond;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Virginity Rocks t-shirt and a sexy vampire menstrual pad.

A woman finds nuts in under the hood of her car, a criminal escapes by dressing as a doctor, and someone was recording the bathroom in a bowling alley.

A 9-1-1 operator advises someone to get rid of evidence, a woman takes 20 packs of Cheetos on a flight, and a man shoots himself in the face while trying to get his upstairs neighbors to quiet down.

Comedian Joe Bartnick discusses Alaska, hockey, and more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Woody Game Wednesday;

The Bachelor injury;

Joe Bartnick;

Movie theater confrontations;

Rage room at a Philadelphia arena;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Have They Two Legs or Four, Tell Me Which of These Pets Weigh More

A driver offers a crash victim free Chili’s, a man has a pair of tweezers in his private parts, and a bag of pythons are stolen from car.

A professor uses his grant money for strippers, a truck carrying bagels crashes, and a woman accidentally calls a sheriff.