A woman gets arrested for an overdue library book, a company offers living funerals, and a man has an emotional support rooster.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Woody Game Wednesday;

The 18th anniversary of the TV show 24;

Things that flew off of vehicles and riding through paint;

AT&T lawsuit over the definition of unlimited;

Science Minute: people will say anything to have sex;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Use Your Tympanic Bone to Tell Me This Song with Kick Ass Saxophone!

Orchestra has to pay pawn shop to get back stolen merchandise, a toilet seat with diamonds, and police warn against untrustworthy drug dealers.

A 9-1-1 operator delays dispatching police to a computer, a man tries to get an escort to leave his hotel room, and a damaged curb is scheduled to be fixed in 2037.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Cool Beans remix;

Krispy Kreme issues a cease-and-desist order to a man selling their donuts for $20.

Kidz Bop Karen;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A reindeer, someone wants to have sex with Super Mario, and a Pope mobile.

A man dies during an egg-eating contest, a twenty-nine year old mother produces a lot of milk, a man impersonates a police officer.

A student wants to hire someone to kill his teacher, a man cuts off his finger because of a snake bit, and a criminal wants a costume on his picture on Facebook.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

A kid calls 9-1-1 to ask for a Happy Meal and an officer brings him one. Why did you call 9-1-1 when you were young;

McDonald’s CEO resigns due to consensual relationship with an employee;

Deshaun Watson claims Popeye’s chicken sandwich helped his eye heal;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!