Forty five pounds of poop, a person is looking for someone to do a walk by, two Domino's pizza car toppers, and nine empty Country Crock containers.

A waiter returns a lost check, a man is too fat to go to court, and a man plays basketball, naked, at the park.

A man has a world record for candles in his mouth, a couple is arrested for having relations next to a couple having relations, and a governor makes nun chucks legal.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: Burger King to deliver to traffic jams and Steve Harvey loses his television shows;

Animals that look like celebrities;

Competitive meat judging;

Glamour Shots;

Man gives his mom part of his liver;

Woman sues the lottery;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man drives his car with his feet while sitting on the roof, a man sues his parents over his porn collection, and a man calls 9-1-1 on a Big Foot.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Fun with Golf Audio;

Woody’s weird voicemail;

Cans of Pam are exploding;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Seniors send out prank e-mail, a man has forty frozen piranhas in a duffel bag, and see-through nun-chucks.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

A woman refuses to leave a Burger King, a man walks his dog while driving, and robbers cover their license plate with panties.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: Denver school shooting and Amy Schumer baby name;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

A woman is kicked off a flight for not listening to the safety video;

A man gets bitten in the face by a snake;

Fifty percent of drivers don’t use turn signals;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!