A chef smells like burning wood, a woman has an alligator in her pants, and a man has broken into multiple Chinese food restaurants.

Man steals baby formula from the Publix, a plastic surgeon files a lawsuit against his clients, and a man has a gun in his sweatpants.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Adam Sandler on SNL;

Tasks that took longer than expected;

A negligee for your washing machine;

Male birth control gel;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man poops on the floor of a laundromat, a man swallows his ear buds, and a kitchen crew assaults a television news reporter.

Things that sound funny when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

A father sues a son over his company's name, a man has a stroke after popping his neck, and a man grows his on weed.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: Peter Mayhew’s death;

Fun with Golf Audio;

Taco Bell bikinis;

Burger King real meals;

FakeAVacation.com;

Ring wants to create a doorbell channel;

Cracking your neck can cause a stroke;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A woman cuts in the drive-thru line at Starbucks, an HOA president enforces the pool rules, and a man is looking for women to wrestle.

Drugs were mailed to the wrong address, cow stomachs were found in a road, and criminals impersonate police detectives.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Kentucky Derby frontrunner is out;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Newsman belches on air;

Banning workplace touching and weird workplace rules;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!