Prison guards get slushie machines, a man has abs created, and a thief advertises for a job.

A woman calls 9-1-1 because she believed her man was having an affair, a man sets fire to a diesel tank because he was rejected by a woman, and a man is upset over grass clippings.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: Avengers End;

Darth Vader costume for sale;

A Boy George anniversary;

Company wellness programs;

A woman finds her ex-boyfriend living in her attic;

Emergency goalie in NHL hockey game;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man shoots a shark, a man is beaten up for telling Avengers Endgame spoilers, and a man moves into his ex's attic.

Comedian Brent Morin discusses sports, his little brother, and his new series on Netflix.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Fun with Golf Audio;

Lori Loughlin pleads not guilty;

Avengers Endgame: best movie ever;

A new app for certain pictures;

Comedian Brent Morin;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Black market medical equipment, a woman is arrested because her daughter sat in vomit on an airplane, and a man wants to buys drugs during a police raid.

A possum living in a closet, an auction where you can by a murderous bird, and a school tweets out porn.

John the Backwords Dude says more Chelsea phrases backwards and gives us an update on his life.