A FL man with the same name as a grocery store .. tried ROBBING it.  Dressed up as a woman.  A vocal star on "King of the Hill" loses his life - getting the mail .. and a recently adopted Zebra gets free, and runs along a TN Interstate!  Weirdness galore, right here.

A super solid list here!  Email me if you use one of these (and how it worked out)!

Every Tuesday on 'The Ride Home' we give you the Clippers Report .. courtesty of the radio play-by-play voice, Ryan Mitchell!

June is Wedding Month .. and Tommy from Grove City & Carla from Baltimore got us going today with this week's phone topic:  WEDDING MISHAPS you've either seen, heard about, or been a part of!

A 334-pound heavyweight injured on a waterslide at Disney (a slide for which he exceeded the weight limited by over 30 lbs) .. a semi driver in WA dumps 14 million bees taking a corner too fast .. and a man in Thailand nearly gets his junk bit off - by an 11-foot python - while on the toilet!  It's all right here.

One of our Classic Country artists loses her husband .. a big show in Boston gets abruptly canceled, and Kenny's Sphere show overcomes a major glitch ... all right here!

The unedited version of what you heard ON the air is only right here!

Another one you can tell anyone, anyplace!

Man steals FERRET.  Drunk FL woman kicks cop in crotch.  (FL?) Woman claims on Tik Tok that (ex) boyfriend's rancit farts have caused seven years of sinus agony.