Wordle With Friends

In which one Wordle Friend discovers the deed to a salt mine.

After struggling with mental fog, the Wordle Friends employ a game mechanic that has hitertofore not come into play.

The Wordle Friends would like you to know that today's episode is a Biggy. The solve is, frankly, Notorious.  If this Bad Boy of a solve broke into my house, I would grab the Ma$e and spray until its eyes turned Puffy.

Today, one of the Wordle Friends puts on his deerstalker hat, pins various pieces of evidence to a corkboard, and connects them to each other via various lengths of color-coded string.

Although the Wordle Friends decided on an early recording session to fit their busy schedules, they still found the time to become accredited humanities professors and made a quick stop at the farmer's market.

The Wordle Friends don't know why you say 'Goodbye,' they say 'Hello.'

“You take the yellow letter, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the green letter, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.” - Morpheus, noted Wordle Friend

The Wordle Friends wanna know, where were you when the world stopped turning?  I'll tell you where Mark Wahlberg wasn't: on that plane -- and had he been, none of this would have happened.  

Whether it be at the paw of a rampaging bear or the ice-cold finger of father time, death shall someday come for the Wordle Friends.

"If you make a mistake two times in a row you're not making a mistake, you're doing a thing." - Miles Davis, noted jazz maker and Wordle Friend.