You won't break my soul
you won't break my soul
you won't break my soul

I'm tellin everybody

Everybody

I feel like we're all underselling how good this show is, right?  Here we are, the Wordle Friends are squaring up for the pre-finale run, the jokes are flowing like wine, the tension is mounting, am I wrong?  Is Wordle With Freinds not the greatest content in the history of human entertainment?

"You know, it is what it is.  They played a great game, I played a great game.  They came here to win, I came here to win.  They gave 110%, I gave 110%.  At the end of the day, it is what it is." - the losing Wordle Friend at the post-game press conference after every episode.

Mia Hamm.  David Beckham.  John Soccer.  Each of these star athletes has something to teach the Wordle Friends about what it takes to be a champion.

July is in its final stages, and the time has come for the Wordle Friends to start taking risks.

With one Wordle Friend on vacation at the location of our nation's first British invasion, a conversation presents the occasion for celebration of the boys' long-held fixation on giving ovation to a famous formation of Liverpudlian rock and roll sensations. But perhaps they should forgo discussing the Fab Four and instead focus on finding the Green Five...

400 five-letter words in and the Wordle Friends bone like they're cheating on each other WITH each other. Over 140 episodes and Trevor's [redacted]/[redacted]/[redacted] still p0wns Dillon's [redacted].

On today's episode, the Wordle Friends stumble onto the exciting new catchphrase, "narc on wood," and although they are in the process working out what it means you are nevertheless encouraged to begin propogating it (providing that you credit this show as the original source).

Look... if you had... one shot... or one opportunity... to seize everything you ever wanted... in one moment... would you capture it?  ...or just let it slip?  The Wordle Friends find themselves mired in such a conundrum on today's exciting edition.

Tell me, I beseech you, what are the Wordle Friends if not two symbiotic organisms adapted to support, feed, aid, protect, and thrive with one another?