Wordle With Friends

With July properly underway (past the inaugural days but not yet having reached the ides), one Wordle Friend is stopped in his tracks when the ghost of a long-dead tyrant rears his ugly countenance to enact his wretched curse.

The Wordle Friends continue to battle aginst July's slog energy as a malaise (perhaps an ennui) spreads over the procedings, threatening to eventually destroy the show.

The Wordle Friends are choosing to utilize their "get out of writing an episode descritpion" card in order to have a more restful day today.

With one Wordle Friend against the ropes and desperate for a win, will lucky number 7 shine down on him or will the vengeful spirit of Thursday Thor shut him out yet again?

After dozens of hours of colaborative puzzle solving, the Wordle Friends have attained a level of strategic insight that is simply beyond the perception of the average Wordler.  So when you find yourself thinking things like "Why does he keep guessing double letter words" or "How come he tried a word with two of the same letters as his last word even though it only gave him one yellow letter," just accept that you're witnessing the 4D chess moves of two elite grandmasters.

NYT Speedrun

Game: Wordle

Cateogry: Any% 2 Player Co-Op

Runner: The Wordle Friends

WR attempt #122

Current PB: 5 minutes

The year? 1776. The month? July.  The day? 4th. The state? Pennsylvania. The city? Philadelphia. The place?  Independence Hall. The time? For you to get a watch. The feeling? That tonight's gonna be a good night; that tonight's gonna be a good night; that tonight's gonna be a good, good night. The flavor? Latin/Carribean-inspired with a modern gastropub twist. The fear? Clusters of small, evenly spaced holes. The hope? That you choke; that you choke. The thing? Great movie, holds up. The Wordle Friends? Handsome, clever, and punctual.

The Wordle Friends are seeking an archivist to catalogue all of their references, perhaps in an online encyclopedic format.

For the Wordle Friends, a lot of time making this show just feels like sitting there waiting.  Once the episode is cut down to its clean, sub-ten-minute form, this reality is mostly sanded off.  Today, they hope you'll get a small taste of their reality.

The Nostalgia Cycle is an orbit in constant decay, so much so that The Wordle Friends find themselves feeling wistful today about events that took place less than four months ago.