Wordle With Friends

In which the New York Times begins to make it up to the Wordle Friends for the "CACAO" incident.

When a candidate for sainthood dies, the church combs carefully through their life for a number of qualifying characteristics.  Today, a Wordle Friend makes his case for canonization.

The Wordle Friends are not happy.

Two Wordle Friends sit on either side of a border, eyeing one another like southern Alabama and northwestern Florida, wondering if they shall remain independent or start to blend together, and if so, where the hyphen will go.

Across 20 successful years as a professional wrestler, Dave Bautista was certainly no po' boy. But now that he's broken through as Hollywood star? Dave the Deacan is you-know-what-er than Croesus! And the Wordle Friends will have to look to his example to become multihyphenates themselves as they juggle hosting this episode, entertaining the viewers, AND solving today's puzzle. Deal with it!

In the Cotton State, if the heat don't getcha the rattlers will.  But not when you're swamp trash like the Wordle Friends.  Why they were practically bred to survive even the most cavernous depths of the Bible belt.  So heat up a Po Boy and listen to this here yarn.

Imagine if the Wordle Freinds broke their streak literally the day after their 100th episode, man that would be such a let-down.  They didn't tho, fortunately, so...

Today, the Wordle Friends conviene not only to solve a puzzle but to celebrate 100 episodes of doing so via an unforgettable, life-changing event.

'Twas the day before hundo, and in their abodes

The Wordle Friends made it through this episode

Thrown by cataclysmic meddling from the New York Times, the Wordle Freinds are nearly unable to play the game.  Why can't folks just leave well enough alone?