Wordle With Friends

Reese's pieces, delicious or not, come in only red, orange, and brown.  Thin margins when compared to competitor M&M's six color varities.  Imagine that?  A world with no greens?  The Wordle Friends shudder to think.

Great stuff, Kojima-san, thank you for sharing that exclusive first look at your next imaginative adventure with all of us here on Summer Game Fest.  And speaking of state-of-the-art visual fidelity and an engrossing story unlike any you've ever heard, up next we have a World Premier™ game from two Wordle Friends.  They only have six rounds to try and guess a random five letter word.  The twist?  They record the whole thing, and post it onto the Internet.

A single episode of Wordle With Friends lasts for only a few minutes, but in that time the Wordle Freinds still manage to cover a vast array of ideas and topics.  So, in a way, our show is wider than it is long.

oopsie, i edited this episode and then forgot to upload before i went to do a bunch of errands, and now i'm back to upload it but it's been too long and i don't remember what we talked about anymore. but hey i always include the phrase The Wordle Friends in the description so let's tick that box and move on with our day.

With preparations already underway for their Centenary Jubilee, the Wordle Friends take a minute out of their busy schedule of decorating massive cakes and festooning the room with streamers to solve the puzzle of the day.

"Drug addiction is bad. Doctors give us drugs when we are unwell. We don’t take drugs without a doctor’s advice. Parents give us medicines to fight germs. They give drugs in fever, cold and cough. Taking too much medicine is bad. Green vegetables keep us healthy. Eating apples keeps doctors away. We drink milk daily to fight germs. We wash our hands before we eat and sleep. We do not take drugs when healthy and strong. Wrong medicines make us unhealthy. Right drugs fight a fever. Eating junk food makes us unwell. Drinking clean water keeps us healthy. Healthy children need no medicines and drugs." - D.A.R.E. classroom teaching materials circa 1989.  We are the Wordle Friends, and we approve this message.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]

Subject: Payment negotiation

Body: Dear esteemed Misters,
We are writing most humbly and with grave respect to request a small raise of one penny, bringing our wage up to 16 cents an hour.  We feel we have been example employees, and hope you will consider our request.  We would also remind you that Trevor continues his painful struggle with rickets, and as you know, that miserly old bonesaw Dr. Kilpatrick keeps hiking up his co-pay.  Please write back soon.
Your admirers and loyal servants,
The Wordle Friends

Ela-Opitan, Mawu, Ayyur, iNyanga, Iah, Amesemi, Gleti, Abuk, Thoth, and now the Wordle Friends join the ranks of the moon gods.

After one of them faces a near-death experience, the Wordle Friends continue to plug away in their typical mode, untransformed and having learned nothing.

When the spring of their discontent becomes glorious summer, the Wordle Friends meet once again on the piste as brothers, prepared not for war but for gentlemanly contest.