Wordle With Friends

Some days you just can't harsh your mellow coming up with a big elaborate episode description, whether you're one of the Wordle Friends or Sir Ira Glass himself.

The Wordle Friends have made compromises to fit production of this show into their schedules, but the puzzle does not compromise.  The puzzle hates us.

Caelus Nocturnus, God of the cool, starry sky, was confined to the sunless north so that he stood in perfect axis with Apollo Sol, the God of the blistering day.  So must the Wordle Friends be likewise confined, as balancing but opposing forces, too powerful to occupy the same space.

In September of 2016, the internet culture podcast Reply All released an episode investigating the epidemic of online locksmith scammers. The Wordle Friends believe that, barring that, today's Wordle With Friends represents nothing less than the greatest podcast ever made about a trained professional fixing a broken lock.

When St. Francis of Assisi visted the remote mountaintops of Alverna, he knelt down to pray and saw a vision of a seraph being crucified on a cross.  As he described this vision to his travel companion, Bishop Leo, Francis's hands and feet began to bleed.  The Catholic Church considers this the first confirmed case of stigmata.  The Wordle Friends think he probably just needed a bottle of lotion -- that dry mountain air is a killer!

The Wordle Friends ponder how a day named for such a mighty and prominant God of the Germanic Paganistic canon could be so feeble and so dull.  They don't really wonder that, but that's a classic way to format a verbal beat-down.  Like, say you want to hurt somenbody's feelings, you could be like, "Hey I was wondering, how can somebody who's so (positive characteristic) be so (the thing you want to make fun of them for)?"  Works like a charm.  Watch this space for more tips on bullying and emotional harrassment.

The Wordle Friends' "get in, get out" ethos has saved you MINUTES of your life.

The Wordle Friends can never know why people tune in to their show.  Is it for love of the Wordle, or is it to experience the secondhand warmth of friendship?

If you or anyone you know is "strung out" on "dope", the Wordle Friends highly recommend contacting a narcotics officer.  Being pipelined into the criminal justice system is exaxtly what those who suffer from chemical addiction need to get their lives back under control.

A near 1:1 comparison can be made between Wordle With Friends and a rock and roll band.  Like the founders of many great rock outfits (i.e. Seymour Zeppelin, Franklin Sabbath, Theodore Skynyrd, Benjamin Mötley, Nigel Foo, and countless others), the Wordle Friends attribute their success to one part inspiration, 99 parts perspiration.