Wordle With Friends

"And it all comes down to this," to quote many a sports commentator as they begin their broadcast of any number of championship games.  The Wordle Friends have fought hard all throughout the month of June, and with the sowing complete, the reaping must begin.

Today marks yet another in a run of classic episodes.  It's safe to call the end of June a golden age for the Wordle Friends.

The vibe shift near the end of a close season of our show is so dramatic that it's as if the program is divided into a Yin/Anima/Overworld version and a Yang/Animus/Underworld version.  The Wordle Friends are now firmly in the latter stage.

After a month that has resembled a Cover Girl (i.e. easy; breezy), the Wordle Friends settle in for a puzzle that resembles how a Ford is built (see: tough).

A survey conducted by Royal Society of Medicine found that June was among the year's most sexually active months.  Today, with a scarcity of puzzles left in the month, The Wordle Friends can't help but get a bit frisky.

As the Wordle Friends rapidly run out of June puzzles, tensions rise and tactics soil.

Serving on the Supreme Court should be limited to a one-time, eight to twelve year term.  This would still allow the justices to make rulings based on their genuine interpretation of the constitution without feeling pressured to campaign or cater to a base.  I recognize the necessity of the court's existence.  I understand that occasionally state voters have to be dragged kicking and screaming out of the dark ages in order to ensure a bare minimum of basic human rights for Americans, but honestly burn the whole fucking country down if this is how it's gonna be.  I'm sick of this, I refuse to raise my daughter in a Christian caliphate where she could die from an ectopic pregnancy because five CHUD smoothbrains have a hard-on about an obviously made-up resurrection story + fear of getting infinity ouchies in the afterlife, a place that also does not exist.  The Wordle Freinds solve a puzzle.

In their simultaneous and parallel tasks of serving as both fastidious contestants and magnanimous entertainers, the Wordle Friends dazzle a cheering throng with their rapid gear shifting between left and right brain.

In which the Wordle Friends debut a new, advanced strategy for solving the Wordle (do not attempt, trained professional on a closed course).

The Wordle Friends ring in the solstice with their most atmospheric episode to date.