Wordle With Friends

With glorious spring wholely underway, the Wordle Friends process a few major changes to the show and then enjoy the gliding, tractionless gloss of a freshly-wiped-clean slate.

So it all comes down to this.  Two friends, five letters, one word.  Legends will be made or broken.  Dreams will come to fulfilment or wither and die.  Bear witness, o' subscriber, as The Wordle Friends lock pens in furious combat with everything on the line.

At the terminus of season one's penultimate episode, the Wordle Friends are like a of pair martinis served both ways: one shaken; one stirred.

In the land of the giants, one must fell or be felled.  In the land of the Wordle Friends, all it takes is one substandard move...

As the last echoes of the slap heard 'round the world ring out, the Wordle Friends must wipe away their stunned grimaces and attempt to scry yet another obtuse five-letter word.

With pandemonium in the rearview, the Wordle Friends relish a return to their quotidian baseline.

As the Wordle Friends expand their ranks to accommodate a new player, the show, their lives, and reality itself is quaffed into a roiling maw of utter chaos.

As Dr. Albert Einstein once propounded, "God does not play dice with the universe."  Perhaps, herr doktor.  But in the game of Wordle one must have more than one's wits.  Sometimes, regrettably, the Wordle Friends are forced look to the heavens and await the rolling of the die.

In moments of respite while fulfilling their obligation to decrypt the puzzle, the Wordle Friends share furtive confidences and schemes to turn their show into a 1000xer.

What's with these homies guessing my word?  Why do they gotta front?  The Wordle Friends will answer these questions and more on today's thrilling episode.