Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a destination. But neither of these guys are named "Skywalker."

Just take a pic with the Clearview app and figure it out. Also listen to kesseljunkie praise Frontier airlines because they didn't kill him. And the belated Christmas gift exchange! Also what they checked out. 

Be sure to pick your side: Pitt the Elder...or Lord Palmerston?

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Did someone light a fish dinner?

Craig and John discuss a number of things, from Gwyneth Paltrow's crazy candles (we didn't make this up) to the writer for the new Captain Marvel 2, to what they checked out, to whatever else you'd expect these two crazy cats to get up to.

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Like a giant big blue light in the sky, the Nerds are back and have a trial. John and Craig put Director J.J. Abrams on trial and figure out what his sentence will be. Plus, they don't let the internet let them down. A big reveal that is shocking to everyone that Craig visits comic book forums, New Mutants invade the show, they check out some things, learned they are environmental crusaders, and try to justify what is necessary in some films.

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The Nerds Speak! John and Craig have sent this from a SECRET LOCATION that can't be found.

With the power of THOUSANDS of MINI DEATH STARS they come at you with the review of THE RISE OF SKYWALKER that will make you nod your head and HOPEFULLY LAUGH so long as you have a sense of humor about it all.

And be sure listen to THE END for a special earworm from Craig....

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P.S. We talk about The Mandalorian season finale. And what we checked out. And why Craig couldn't manage to release a show last week.

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P.P.P.S. Here's to a great 2020!

Craig and John talk Mandalorian, Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise, The Rise of Skywalker, Gene Roddenberry's Odd Sexual Issues, and What They Checked Out.

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John and Craig talk about DNA Dating apps from Harvard, that WW84 trailer, that Black Widow trailer, that Taylor Swift cover of Last Christmas, that Mandalorian Chapter 5, and that list of What They Checked Out, including that new John Travolta movie "The Fanatic."

So send them a note already to [email protected]. 

Craig and John are not robots. They are almost positive this is true. This week they break a long-standing rule to discuss the forbidden character to talk about on the show. They also venture into some awards shows, learn about a new award that is very appealing to both and check out some things. Also, since it is a nerd show, the Mandalorian gets a good discussion. 

Send them a note at [email protected] to let them know what you think. This is the way.

Find out the things for which Craig and John are thankful in 2019...in their own way. It's your annual double helping of snark and sound bytes! Also discover what they checked out, from Captain Marvel (John's first time!), Avatar (hmmm...), Creed II, and The Mandalorian Chapter 3.

And as usual with the Annual Thanksgiving Celebration of Giving Thanks, be sure to listen all the way to the end, and HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(And send them a note at [email protected]) 

Craig and John subscribe to the Kaepernick Theory for work (hey, if Jay-Z can be critical, so can they), explore the Goop of holiday catalogs (and also John mocks Craig's catalogs of choice), and share their thoughts on the Disney+ original program that's all the buzz right now, The Mandalorian (They're obligated).

They also share what they checked out as the holiday season approaches, mock each other relentlessly, and otherwise do the things you love them to do. They dance for you every week!

SO SEND THEM A NOTE OR ONE OF THEM WILL BE STRICKEN WITH AN INCURABLE MALADY AS YET UNKNOWN TO HUMANS*: [email protected]

*this is untrue