It’s time to kick Clint Timmerman to the bench!  Josh is back with some important messages for all our listeners.  This one is a downer, unfortunately.  But even if one listener takes action on any of the four recommendations Josh has, it will be worth it.

Advice this week is about career alternatives for dentists.  Oral Pathology, anyone? 

Merry Christmas, Cheese Bags.  Stand under that mistletoe so we can drunkenly kiss you on the lips.  That's the Working Interferences way. 

'Tis the season for more WI!  Like a bad penny, Clint returns to fill in for Josh.  Yay.  Lance's favorite co-host.....

Question one is about treatment plans and clairvoyance.  Who eats the cost if treatment changes?

Next question: Do you chit chat with your assistant while working on a tooth?  Is that rude to not include the patient?

Three: Do you expect dental professionals as patients to tell you what materials to use?

Stay fresh!

Josh takes the week off, so Clint fills in as Lance's co-host.  Look, here's the deal....  we aren't happy about it either.  Clint isn't THAT bad....

Anyone else destroy private property to decorate for Christmas and get arrested during finals?  No?  Just Lance?

Questions start with Christmas gifts for staff.  A good rule of thumb: avoid anything that can be considered sexual harrassment.

Do labs refuse to use materials you prescribe?  Is it because you suck?

Finally, dental school loans.  Can they BE too big?

Stay fresh, cheesebags

Lance has the Christmas spirit with his natural tree.  Of course it was not farmed sustainably and it proves he hates the environment, but whatever it takes to sleep at night, right Lance? 

Josh complains about jury duty and rants about having to put on actual clothing for once.  What a horrible life he leads.  So disadvantaged. 

Advice starts this week with a question from Josh himself.  Why did he respond so poorly to a 2 star Yelp review?  Doesn’t he get paid to talk about this shit?  Get your shit together, Josh. 

What should you do if your great team member starts an OnlyFans?  Mind your fucking business, that’s what. 

What sort of salt should be used for rinsing?  Fleur de sel?  Sounds good, cheese bags. 

Lance has the Christmas spirit with his natural tree.  Of course it was not farmed sustainably and it proves he hates the environment, but whatever it takes to sleep at night, right Lance? 

Josh complains about jury duty and rants about having to put on actual clothing for once.  What a horrible life he leads.  So disadvantaged. 

Advice starts this week with a question from Josh himself.  Why did he respond so poorly to a 2 star Yelp review?  Doesn’t he get paid to talk about this shit?  Get your shit together, Josh. 

What should you do if your great team member starts an OnlyFans?  Mind your fucking business, that’s what. 

What sort of salt should be used for rinsing?  Fleur de sel?  Sounds good, cheese bags. 

What are you thankful for?  We are thankful for Lance’s QRS complex.  Josh is thankful for poor business decisions, like switching practice management software.  YAPI is the reason for the season. 

Advice starts this week with an examination about why so many dentists are FUCKED in the head.  Why are there so many psychopaths and sociopaths in dentistry?  Science has yet to answer this conundrum. 

Should you clean out an onlay after spit gets on it?  Should you have sex with a guy 5 times after hanging out twice?  Yes and YES!!!!

We are back again in the post election apocalyptic hell space…bringing you garbage content.  Does Lance’s heart work?  No.  I mean, yes, but not well.  Did surgery help?  WELL ACTUALLY…. 

Josh got a letter for jury duty.  Fuck civic duties.  Hahahaha…duty. 

Question one tonight is about hygiene patients asking for Percocet.  How should you handle it?  Punt that shit like Shane Lechler. 

Second question…will getting ortho get this guy a girlfriend?  Somehow, Josh and Lance weave Boy Meets World in with the Utah Jazz.  How?  Peyote.  Listen to find out, cheese bags.

It's the eve of Lance’s heart procedure.  If you are hearing this episode, he survived!!!  The Boys talk about Lance’s gimp heart rhythm and the election.

“I’m going to wake up tomorrow and do good.  No one gets to vote on that.” - Justin McElroy.  Keep that shit in mind…both sides of the political coin!

Sorry about the week off last week.  Josh got some kind of skin condition and Lance is lazy, so that’s that.  No, it wasn’t herpes.  For either of them. 

Anyway, the boys cover the second half of the sexy 2020 Halloween costumes…in November.  Great timing as always. 

Advice starts this week with a question about team members bitching and whining about “fairness” amongst team event parties.  Lance and Josh come up with actual good advice….make it suck for everyone.  That should nip it in the bud.  Oh, and Josh figures out a way to reduce systematic racism all while insulting hygienists.  Win win!!!! 

Second question is about meningitis and coma after an Invisalign check.  Yada yada yada.  We’ve all been there. 

Stay fresh, Cheese Bags. 

LANCE & JOSH 2024: The Sustenance You CRAVE!

Josh opens the show with a rant about plurality.  Yes, as if there aren’t enough problems in the world, Josh’s blood pressure rises because of the plural form of the word vortex.  We dunno…he will probably have a heart attack soon.

Do you have a Halloween costume yet?  No?  How about sexy fake news?  2020 sucks.  

Advice this weeks starts with a patient who got a bag of drugs with their hygiene goody bag.  Should they snort it?  Whats the worst that could happen?  

Second question tonight is about switching dentists because of an N95 mask.  WHERE ARE THE BODIES?????  IF DENTISTRY IS SO DANGEROUS, WHERE ARE THE BODIES?!?!?!?!  

Put some drugs in your cheese bags and snort them.  Peace.