Josh and Lance are back for more tomfoolery.  Shenanigans, if you will....

And I will....

Are you into action figures?  Can't call them dolls anymore....  Has your search history tagged you for odd purchase options?  Motorhead is awesome....

Is holiday travel a good idea or a necessary evil?

How religiously inclusive is your dental office?  Is the mark of the beast standard for your staff?

How long does it take to get a retainer back from a lab?  How terrible was YOUR orthodontic education?

Fresh.....

Welcome back to the cover boy show!  How would you like to hear all about Josh….in third grade first person style!  Just check out this month’s Shavano Living Magazine.  It is flying off the shelves. 

Did you catch that lunar eclipse on Wednesday?  Was it actually just a bare ass staring back at you? 

What should you do when you get mistaken for a congressman?  We think you should market your implant dentistry. 

Have you ever heard of a magic retainer that causes apnea?  From the makers of Jack’s magic beans! 

Is Ireland a place?  Is it a country?  Is it a state of mind?  Who the fuck knows. 

Stay fresh.  Peace.

Have you ever housed an entire package of Oreos for dinner?  Someone in the Austin household has.  Guess who?!? 

Lance’s license plate is apparently involved in many crimes around the Pacific Northwest. 

Advice starts this week with a discussion about our own expectations of ourselves.  How does Instagram fuck that up? 

How bad has dental education shit the bed?  The answer is a lot to both of those questions. 

Can you tell when your patients do cocaine?  God damn I said god damn. 

Cocaine always makes you look cool. 

Stay fresh, coke heads.

We’re late.  Its time to take a pee test.  Let’s hope we’re not having a pod baby. 

Anyway….Lance did a big case and then his ass hurt afterwards.  What could that mean?  Pucker factor of       10! 

Josh is getting another car.  Too bad there’s a damned gas crisis going on. 

One question tonight that leads to many.  Should a dentist get a sleeve of tattoos?  Have you ever lacerated a floor of mouth?  No?  Oh then you must have not prepped many crowns there, Dr. Perfect.  Lah dee dah. 

Anyway….we hope you like diet soda and 30 year old white rock bands.  Peace.

Relax, you thirsty mofos.  We just took a week off.  But we are back this week with even more non-sense.  Josh is apparently turning into his mother.  Apparently Lance is too, later in the show. 

Why are temp hygienists always left handed?  Why do they think they are the emcee of the Tonight Show? 

This week we deep dive on one users Reddit history.  Basically because of one question.  Maybe the wildest question in the history of the show.  You gotta listen to hear this!

Josh is hiding from social media again, so Clint fills in!  Yes, he's no Josh.  Who is....?

If you discipline a patient for being late (late fee, etc), how do you handle them complaining when YOU are late?  Passive aggressive?  Confrontational?  Hide?

Ever seen the movie "Fake Famous"?  What do you think about fake dental influencers?  If you JUST graduated, CAN you be relevant?

Stay fresh....

WI just can't quit you....

How many pro golfers names sound like female body parts?  Start a list....

Josh is back doing LIVE CE and finding out just how much he really sucks.  Not as much as Lance....

Questions start with dentist bedside manner.  Why do we suck? Should cultural sensitivity be a freshman DS class?

Redditor asks about music in the office.  Does the dentist choose?  Is it a "deal breaker"?

Stay fresh....

WI time!  Lance sounds terrible, recording from his office instead of home, so give him a pass on audio quality....  Josh has some cool news.  Fancy a Kölsch?

Reddit this week is a prospective dental student.  Are they making the worst decision in their life?  Should they get out now before it's too late?

Stay fresh!

Are you ready for more WI? What is WRONG with you?  You might need help.....

Lance is moving again....  It must be spring again....  What is WRONG with HIM....?  (don't ask....)

Is soda a hot drink...?

This week's question: Do you share with patients that we can TELL that patients perform fellatio?  How much detail is TOO much?

Stay fresh, cheesebags.....

Hey, we have a great idea.  Let’s take something that sucked and then double it.  Double the suck!  Would you like a Snyder Cut of WI?  Yeah, neither do we.  An hour is enough. 

Advice starts this week with a question about a shitty dentist avoiding fixing his shitty work.  How would you handle it?  Hopefully better than this jerk. 

Is Bioclear reversible?  Is anything reversible?  Was the Thanos snap reversible?  Technically nothing is reversible!  Except for your love for this show.  That is definitely reversible. 

Finally we end on the universal question that man has asked since the dawn of time….can someone probe themselves.  Sure…but only in ways that involve lube. 

Keep that freshness!