WI is back, just like this COVID glow up…annoying and preventable. 

Is there anything better than a couple nights of fine dining in NYC?  Mmmm!  Sbarro! 

Advice starts with a question from a Chiropractor listener!  Ring a ding ding!  Let’s kill some patients with 1980’s action movie  kill moves. 

Why do dental offices tell lunch to fuck off?  Straight cash homie.  Don’t you wanna make bonus? 

Is Coldplay good?  What do you think Gwyneth Paltrow/s vagina candle smells like?  Does Chris Martin know.  What about Cathy from the comic strip?  Ack!

What do you do if a practice sale falls thru, but the staff quits ANYWAY?  There’s no crying in the dental office…..

WI have decided that we have a price for EVERYTHING.  You can’t treat my staff poorly, but feel free to abuse Lance or Josh…. For a FEE….

How dangerous are M&M peanuts?  Can you sue Mars?  The planet?

Do you make a nice temp bridge if a tooth have been missing for years, or just individual single unit temps?  Are you STOOPID?

Stay fresh!

Josh says the NBC Olympics broadcast is sexist. Do you agree?  Are you listening to this podcast while watching women’s beach volleyball?  Dong Dong. Enough said.

Is it possible for someone to climax from a prophy? 

Can a periodontist’s hands stank? 

Do you like Trojans?  Stay fresh.

Do you have Olympic Fever?  Are you into watching Ariarne Titmus swim?  You should be!  That's one exciting Titmus! 

It’s time for another 5 minute story.  This one justifies Josh’s divorce!  A delight for the entire family. 

Advice starts tonight with a question about a “grandpa” FFS practice.  Who are you calling, Grandpa, sonny?  Should you kill yourself just for free Implant Pathways tuition? 

What should you do if you smell vinegar all the time?  Sounds like someone has the strokes. 

Finally, how do you handle locking in a denture.  If it were us, we would drown the memory in bourbon and move to another state. 

Stay fresh!

Sorry we are late, but you’ll enjoy this one.  It will be worth the wait, we promise.  We start with a new segment…Five Minute Story.  Josh wrote a story in 5 minutes and reads it.  He then challenges Lance to it as well.  Tune in the next couple of weeks to hear his! 

We have one question tonight and it is a doozy.  What do you do when you accidentally send your dentist a nude photo?  Yeah, we told you it would be worth the wait. 

Stay fresh!

Josh is back from West Hollywood and his trip with another man.  Hell yeah.  Should you sit front row at a comedy show?  Hell no. 

Advice starts this week with a  question about selling from Germany.  Stop selling.  Start co discovering.  I mean how hard should it be to convince someone who loves German scheisse porn that they need a crown?  C'mon. 

What should you do if you are fully vaccinated but still scared of getting COVID at the dentist?  How about never go to a dentist ever again? 

Don’t worry, you won’t be missed.  Peace.

A little rain can’t dampen this WI parade….how should Josh prank tweet Howard Farran?  Do you think he has Prince Albert in a can? 

Advice this week focuses on a dentist who tried to hypnotize a patient and ask if they flogged the dolphin.  Toughest of looks….

Stay fresh and for the love of god, DO NOT HYPNOTIZE YOUR PATIENTS.

 We finally decided to do the Benco List.  That's all you need to know. 

Stay fresh.  Long live Frank, John & Gordon.

Josh kicks off the show lamenting his weekend of speaking at AGD in Austin.  We’re lucky he still has a voice.  Or are we?  Does anyone have any hand pieces we could borrow? 

Advice starts this week with a question about a clitoral boner.  Is that such a thing?  And what do you do when you get one from your dentist? 

Do you have a crown remade anytime it touches the floor?  Fake it that you remake it. 

Keep that freshness locked in.

The hunt for the Texas hat is over.  Guess what?  It is no longer being made.  Of course. 

Josh whines about his AGD 2021 commitments while Lance volunteers to help.  Sucker. 

Should a dentist force a patient to do Invisalign even though they don’t want to?  Yeah, that sounds like a pleasant 8 months of forced dental treatment.  Just what we like to see on our schedules. 

Where can a patient find articulating foil to buy online.  Can they smoke it to get high? 

Punk rock never dies.  Except when it does as punk rockers age.  Turn up the hearing aides, old man.