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"Raising awareness about asthma and how to manage it. Breathe in the humor: after the joke, you've got five seconds to exhale the correct answer. Ready to clear the air with laughter?

1st Joke: What do you say to an asthmatic who just ran a marathon?

2nd Joke: Why did the asthmatic break up with her boyfriend?

3rd Joke: Why did the asthmatic go to art school?

4th Joke: How did the asthmatic describe his new inhaler?

5th Joke: What do you call an asthmatic with a cold?

Today's Riddle: I am not a breath, but without me, it's hard to breathe, teaching control and relief.

That’s all for our lung-friendly laughs today. Don't forget to share and come back tomorrow for an intergalactic giggle fest on Star Wars Day!

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