World Domination

World Domination

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World Domination episodes

  • Lilo and Stitch

    Lets ditch this dreary isolation! Get in the pod and escape to Hawaii with us! Emma gets the ‘speriments, then she gets the powah, then she gets the women. Ken invests in Beanie Babies, and Jim looks into the latest fall fashions.

    Links to the things we talked about

    Lilo and Stitch (IMDB) 

    List of Experiments 

    All the Known Experiments in One Picture

    Original Version of Lilo and Stitch 

    How 9-11 changed Lilo and Stitch 

    Inter-Stitch-als 

    Flag of Hawaii 

    New Zealand Flag Referendum 

    ‘Laser Kiwi’ Flag Proposal 

    ‘Merry Christmas’ in Hawaiian 

    How to tell how old a Lobster is 

    Our Website 

    51 min
  • Meet the Robinsons

    It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine! Come and hear about the craziest little family ever! And also the Robinsons! Emma succeeds Mao Zedong, Jim practices that old sales trick, ABS (Always Be Super-evil), and Ken puts his thinking cap on.

    Links to the things we talked about:

    Meet the Robinsons (IMDB)

    r/Bidenbro

    Young Joe Biden

    Robinson Family Tree

    Mrs. Doubtfire re-cut as a horror movie

    George Lucas signing Lucasfilm over to Disney

    DOR-15 (Disney Wiki)

    Our Website

    55 min
  • Aladdin

    Plenty of genial banter between your hosts in this one! Emma reinforces the patriarchy, Ken tries his hand as a snake charmer, and Jim does whatever the evil version of paying-it-forward is.

    Links to things we talked about:

    • Aladdin (1992) - IMDB 
    • Aladdin (2019) - IMDB 
    • ‘Ivanka and Jared’ - Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 
    • Dan Castellaneta as the Genie 
    • Top-10 Voted Wishes 
    • SMBC Comic - The Mathematician and the Genie 
    • The Magnificent Whatever Comic - Taste Buds in his Asshole 
    • SMBC Comic - Sultana Wish 
    • Our Website 
      • 56 min
    • The Lion King

      Hey everyone, sorry we're late with this ep. We had some technical difficulties and ended up re-doing this episode in two different ways. What does that mean? You'll just have to listen.  

      But back to The Lion King. Oh man, there's so many sides to this story; regicide, fraticide, suspected patricide and avunculicide. Emma tries to throw the baby out with the Mufasa, Ken comes perilously close to a 'Night of Lion Knives', and Jim makes like a tree and leaves nothing for the peasants. 

      Links 

      • The Lion King (IMDB) 
      • 'Circle of Life' Lyrics - Translated 
      • 'The Lion King' Teaser Trailer 
      • Hyena Pseudo-Penises 
      • The Rules for Rulers
      • Our Website
        • 51 min
      • Hercules

        We're back, baby! Why don't we kick season 3 off with a titanic start? In this episode we discuss Greek mythology's favourite beefcake. Emma makes a fetch quest, Jim invites Maury Povich to ancient Greece, and Ken throws the schedule out the window.

        Links

        • Hercules (IMDB)
        • Heracles (The Greek Hero)
        • Greek Gods Family Tree
        • What Ken and Emma weren’t allowed to click

          • Our Website

          52 min
        • Willow
          The topic chosen by YOU! In this episode we discuss (depending on who you ask) either the worst, best, or most mediocre movie ever made. Ken re-invents Medicare, Jim goes hog wild, and Emma hires some middle management.
          Links:
          Willow (IMDB) 
          The double-headed penis dragon (in case you’re interested) 
          Genghis Khan 
          The helmet Emma thought looked Gengis Khan-ey 
          The Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell 
          P.S. Sorry for the audio quality, dedicated listeners. We recorded this in person, which wasn’t fantastic for the audio quality to begin with. Then Jim edited this on his iPad, where he couldn’t do all the normal tricks he would to make things sound buttery smooth.
          45 min
        • Game of Thrones

          Listen this week as Emma, Jim and Ken talk about the most elaborate game of musical chairs ever played (Jim, who writes these, assumes. He’s not really sure what’s going on). Emma makes some organs hard, Jim makes like a Connecticut Yankee, and Ken decides to call in sick and wait out the cold.

          Links:

          • Game of Thrones (Wikipedia)
          • She rides the mountain that rides
          • A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
          • Emma’s Victory Song (Game of Thrones - KSHMR & The Golden Army Remix)
            • 1 hr 5 min
          • The Lord of the Rings

            One episode to rule them all! In this episode, Emma, Jim and Ken discuss how the Dark Lord Sauron should have kept his eye on the prize. Emma suggests that Sauron should listen to those infomercials about being 'premature', Ken tag-teams in some assistance, and Jim makes like Santa; elf slave-labour and all!

            Links:

            • The Lord of the Rings (Wikipedia)
            • The Lord of the Rings Background Explained: Part 1 and Part 2
            • They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
              • 59 min
            • Shrek

              In this many-layered discussion, Emma, Jim and Ken talk everything about the ogre-lord of love and life himself. Jim has a frog in his throat, Emma rumples your stilt skin and Ken brews up an old favourite.

              Links:

              All Star by Smash Mouth

              Area 51 Naruto Run

              To The Stars Academy of Arts and Science

              US Navy confirms UFO videos are real

              Shrek (Wikipedia)

              Chris Farley as Shrek

              'Mike Myers’ voice'

              Donkey’s fairy-tale origins

              'Why Shrek The Third is a Cinematic Disaster'

              "Do the roar"

              MEMES

              DreamWorks Animation: The Exhibition

              48 min
            • Harry Potter

              Welcome to season 2, everyone! In this episode, Emma, Jim and Ken talk about how old Voldy could have been a more effective child-murderer. Ken imagines a world without love, Emma is in it for the money, and Jim just wants to find a nice, smooth skipping-stone.

              Links to our shiny new social media accounts:

              • Twitter (@WorldDomPodcast): https://twitter.com/WorldDomPodcast
              • Instagram (WorldDomPodcast): https://www.instagram.com/worlddompodcast/

                • Links to things we talked about:

                • Harry Potter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter
                • Hogwarts Before Bathrooms: https://twitter.com/pottermore/status/1081242428105998336?s=20
                • Anthony Goldstein: https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/544946669448867841?s=20


                  • 42 min

                About World Domination

                From the publisher's feed

                World Domination is a "fortnightly" podcast where your hosts Emma, Jim and Ken discuss the ways that someone might try and take over the world. Listen as their grand plans come crumbling down when exposed to even the smallest amount of logic.