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"Discussing global health issues and promoting healthy lifestyles. Ready, set, health: after the joke, you have five seconds to cough up the answer. Ready to boost your laugh immunity?

1st Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor on World Health Day?

2nd Joke: Which one is faster, hot or cold?

3rd Joke: Why did the germ avoid the healthy person?

4th Joke: Why did the apple run away from the doctor?

5th Joke: What's the condition of the boy who swallowed the quarter?

Today's Riddle: Lighter than a feather, there’s nothing in it, but the strongest man can’t hold it for more than a few minutes. What am I?

Thanks for sharing these healthful chuckles with us. Join us tomorrow for some shadowy fun on Total Eclipse Day!

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