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"Understanding the history and humanitarian efforts of the Red Cross. Ready for a rescue of laughter? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to respond with the lifesaving answer. Ready to aid the fun?

1st Joke: Why did the phlebotomist need a red pen?

2nd Joke: Why are vampires always in a good mood?

3rd Joke: Why did the white blood cell go to the party?

4th Joke: What did the bandage say to the cut?

5th Joke: Why don’t zombies give all their effort at the donation center?

Today's Riddle: Though I'm red, I'm not a sign, helping the world, one person at a time. What am I?

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