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"Promoting awareness and the benefits of a vegan lifestyle. Alright, herbivores and laugh seekers! After each joke, you've got five seconds to “leaf” through to the answer. Stay tuned for today's veggie-packed riddle!

1st Joke: What did one vegetable say to the other?

2nd Joke: Why did the tomato blush?

3rd Joke: How did the farmer fix his jeans?

4th Joke: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

5th Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Today's Riddle: I am made from soybeans and often used as a meat substitute. What am I?

Hope you enjoyed our vegan-themed chuckles! Join us tomorrow as we honor loved ones on the Day of the Dead.

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