World's a Mess

EPISODE #122-- Today we talk about more old people throwing coins into jets, radical centrists taking hostility towards anti-Semites to task, and the brave new industries that our special forces community is entering into! All this and football talk on this week's episode! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at Shanghaist Buzzfeed News, and Newsweek. Please support real journalism. #China #ChinaDontCare #SOCOM #SpecOps #WarOnDrugs #CocaineCowboys #WarOnTheWarOnRacism #UnitedStatesOfMeathooks #JoseConseco

EPISODE #121-- Today Alex and James talk about an attempted kidnapping turned karate fight, Steve Bannon being an embarrassing wreck of a man, and the investigation of a hit on a pedo in Italy-- All while playing Russian roulette with a Nerf Gun. All this and more! Lots more on today's World's a Mess! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at CNN, Daily Beast, NY Post, and The Sun. #Italy #Hitman #MusicVideos #Jewel #Vaping #VapeLife #Karate #Sensai #MartialArts #Lizzo #AngerAsArt #Nerf #NerfGun

EPISODE #120-- Today we talk about legally dunking on Alex Jones, chocolate running wild in the street, marrying a hologram, and a jogger getting bitten. Plus we talk about our favorite antifa Disney character, Stanley Kubrick, and our favorite conspiracy theories! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at ABC News, Guardian, Associated Press, BBC, and LA Times. #ChiliMan #EggMan #Idoru #JapanNews #BayAreaNews #LocalGloops #GermanNews #ChocolateNews

EPISODE #119-- We're back (again. . . again) and we're talking a lion hunter getting what's coming, overcoming the state of New York's war on Kung Fu, an MDMA explosion, and how bad Wells Fargo sucks! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at Maxim, Vice, and NBC News. #Hunting #Lions #Poaching #GongFu #Wutang #KungFu #Karate #RippedFromTheHeadslines #RIPDickWolf #WarOnDrugs

EPISODE #118-- Today on the news, James and Alex tackle Jack Dorsey trying to defend himself with magic, a pastor and his Lamborghini, and your average, everyday neighborhood pervert getting busted. We also talk about the problems with social media, our favorite mid-00's British musical acts, and how you shouldn't mess with Big Boi. All this and more on today's World's a Mess. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at NME, Vanity Fair, Spin, NWF Daily, and NY Post. #NewYorkNews #NYNews #Twitter #ISIS #Magic #AmuletNews #ODB #WuTang #DirtySouth #WorkOfGod #WarOnGod #Phonies

EPISODE #117-- After another stupid hiatus, James and Alex are back behind the news barricades and talking about dumb Russian robots, Ted Cruz being a limp noodle, Dragon holidays, and naked mole rats going to war. All this and more. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at Metro UK, DCist, and Fox News. #Friendos #AnimalNews #AnimalWar #NiN #TedCruzSucks #RussiaNews #Robots #Cybertronics #DragonNews #ReignOfFire

EPISODE #116-- We're back (more or less) and today we talk about a turtle with a drug problem, a murder over a PS4 game, a controversy involving darts and farts, and the mysterious case of the hungry bears! All this and more! Plus we talk about how much Johnny Depp sucks, Mac Tonight, and some other nonsense. Come and get it. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @NoACSlater. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at Takeout, Spin, People, ABC News, and Reuters! Please support real news! #Florida #DirtySouth #BearNews #WarOnDrugs #HantaVirus #SonicTheHedgehog #Pokemon

EPISODE #115-- We are back and worse than ever! Today we talk about a man in a Florida Walmart not practicing basic gun safety, an LSD ring on an aircraft carrier, a dummy paying his bill with socks, and Trent Reznor doing the Lord's work with Texas' least favorite son. Plus we rap about the finale of Breaking Bad, Constantine, and Ben Mendelsohn sightings. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @NoACSlater. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at AZN/Arizona Republic, The Takeout, Business Insider, and Spin #Texas #Nin #Music #FloridaMan #GunViolence #GroinViolence #GoldenAgeOfTV #WereBack #Hellblazer #WarOnDrugs

EPISODE #114b-- Today we go back to some cut material from episode #114 (the one with British James), which is total nonsense, as well as an update on the status of the show! This is a place-holder episode, but we will be back soon, I swear! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @NoACSlater. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X.

EPISODE #114-- After a long period of fermentation, the podcast is back with a guest from across the pond. James Smith joins the show to talk about Little Xan's medical maladies, the geographic impossibilities of building a Saharan border wall, a drunk trying to steal some monkeys, and the mysterious case of would-be murderer/zoo keeper Joe Exotic. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @NoACSlater. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at NZ Herald, BBC, Guardian, Crimefeed, and the Orlando Sentinel. #Zoo #Catpeople #Snacks #Tea #WhaleMeat #CheetohStomach #BenWheatly #OtherThings #Guest #Hitman #Tigers #