World's a Mess

EPISODE #152-- Today on World's a Mess we blow through some recent headlines and then we get into the meat (news meat, that is). We're talking the immortal battle of tenant v. landlord (or sword v. neck), a man's wondrous penis-in-waiting, and a stupid English cat that I hate. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the CNN, BBC, Politico, Vice, and the New Zealand Herald. #Cats #Animals #England #SwordNews #Highlanders #Surgery #MedicalWonders #Reggae

EPISODE #151-- Today James is joined by Brandon Beck (of the band Inkblot and the podcast "You Might Be Into It") to talk news! We blast through the headlines and then we get to what you perverts came for: Brazil's terrible president, some bad Italian coke smugglers, a Ukrainian hostage situation with Joaquin Phoenix, and how best to prepare for God's judgment (tm). Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Brandon @hellyesbrandon. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the CNN, BBC, the Guardian, AFP, AP, The Hill, Euronews, and the AV Club.

EPISODE #150-- Today we talk about COVID-19's relations to the human erection, China's attempt to get in on the prison-industrial complex, Kanye West's latest public breakdown, New England's acceptance of polyamory, and local character Ch*efH*ntingB*ear. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the CBS News, Forbes, and the Summerville Journal. #China #Covid #Coronavirus #Plague #CoronaWatch2020 #Erections #Peepees #SlaveLabor #HumanRightsViolations #PrisonIndustrialComplex

EPISODE #149-- Due to an overabudance of stories about our tiniest furry friends, this entire episode is about rodents! We got a chipmunk explosion in Philly, we got a bamboo rat cull in China, we got the Plague in Mongolia, and we got beavers in Essex. We got it all folks. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the NPR, Philadelphia Inquirer, CBS News, Reuters, and the Independent. #Beavers #Rats #China #Plague #Mongolia #chipmunks #friendos #rodents #ourfurryfriends

EPISODE #148-- Today on this day of days we talk about Don Jr's expensive sheep murder trip, a loose alligator terrorizing a Virigina town, and an old story about an owl that I forgot to check the time stamp on. Find/Give help here: https://www.mutualaidhub.org/ Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the Daily Mail, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics, NBC Washington 4, Associated Press, and KTLA. #NewOrleans #BigSwamp #Owl #Turtles #AnimalCrime #Trumpistan #InvestigateThePredator

EPISODE #147-- Today we talk New York's attempt to control the Cornovirus via cruising, the anti-fascist attack that wasn't, and the cannibal rats in your city. Plus we talk other dumb stuff. It's World's a Mess. You know what it is. Find/Give help here: https://www.mutualaidhub.org/ Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the Guardian, Yahoo News, Peninsula Daily News, War is Boring, and Newsweek. #BLM #Fuck12 #RatNews #Friendos #GloryHoles #Cruising #AntifaSuperSoldiers #1312 #ACAB

EPISODE #146-- We celebrate these shambolic times with an especially shambolic episode. We talk about an adult actor's run-in with the law (and psychedelics), "antifa" in Forks, k-pop stans saving America, and the death of a legendary lizard. Oh, that and how stupid and screwed up our leadership is from top to bottom. Black Lives Matter. Defend the Police. Find/Give help here: https://www.mutualaidhub.org/ Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the Guardian, Yahoo News, Peninsula Daily News, War is Boring, and Newsweek. #BLM #Fuck12 #HitlerNews #KPop #PornoNews #AntifaSuperSoldiers #1312 #ACAB

EPISODE #145-- Well, hey, how about some news? Anyways, today we take on doctors being defenestrated in Russia, Jim Bakker's apocalyptic scam town, Brian May's blown out buttocks, and Wales' #1 drunk dude. All this and more. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the CNN, Daily Basis, LA Times, and Grimsby Telegraph. #Russia #CoronaVirus #Queen #Butts #scammers #drinkin'

EPISODE #144-- Today we talk about the possible whereabouts of Kim Jon Un (again), a person who is making bells off of perverts in Animal Crossing, a fraternity's failed invasion of Venezuela, and the precautions weirdos are taking to protect our sasquatches. All this and more dumb old sitcom talk! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the NY Post, NY Magazine, Pink News, Guardian, Bellingcat, and Vice. #venezuela #switch #animalcrossing #DSPlay #PayPigs #NorthKorea #Roar

#143-- What's this? NEWS? That's right. Today we follow-up on the sundry of reasons that Elon Musk sucks and is the worst, a man lockdown with ghosts in California, and Trump, the scammer president, getting scammed by grifting church weirdos. Plus we talk Die Antwoord's philanthropy, old sitcoms, theme parks, and other things! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Guardian, The Hill, and the NY Post.