Zak and Liz try to figure out how their brains work by reciting the alphabet a few times. Zak gives a brief history of computer handwriting recognition and tells us his opinions on the ReMarkable Tablet. Want to meditate but can’t stop thinking about all the stuff you have to do? Zak has just the … Continue reading Lgebily Digitized Tiles

Zak and Liz talk about the best dairy-free cream cheese that Liz has had the pleasure of spreading onto a bagel. Zak calls out the cowards at Malk Organics LLC for not standing up to the dairy lobby… oh, and their new oat milk isn’t that good. Zak describes the Log4Shell exploit and all of … Continue reading Problematically Shelled Soy

Zak and Liz talk about the best chocolate chip cookie in Milwaukee. You can only get them during certain times of year, so make sure to get them while they’re hot. Zak explains the ‘soup’ model for the genetic testing of Subway™ Tuna™. Liz rambles about how the Matrix Conversation Standard works. The servers get … Continue reading Fishily Ratcheting Allegations

Zak and Liz start this episode by talking about the personality disorder of a fictional character. There was probably some context, but it has been lost to time. Liz has some serious FOMO for Obsidian. If only she had something to write about. Liz decided that years of research that all says “don’t work where … Continue reading Therapeutically Commonplace Desk

Zak and Liz try some passible dairy-free alternatives to yogurt and cream cheese. Mouth noises are included. Liz need to scroll something… anything… so Zak tells us what RSS feed he’s subscribed to. Liz’s computer ran out of disk space, so she and Zak explore their strategies for managing large files. Recorded on November 10, … Continue reading Limitedly Almond Feeds

Zak and Liz talk about the one simple computer skill that could save you 20+ hours per week at your banking job. Liz figured out how to make her mouse talk to Minecraft correctly. It turns out that all she needed to do was actually read what the people on the forums had to say. Zak tells us … Continue reading Openly Borderline Cubes

Zak and Liz swear off code forever. Liz’s yearly theme is being completed to ~43% capacity so far. Liz gets mad about a single sentence in a 500 page book and says that Kahnemn should’ve just made it into a tweet. Logitech is intentionally making Liz’s life harder by making software that does not work, basically at all, … Continue reading Normally Comprehended Linda

Zak and Liz talk about Zak’s experience with setting up Fastmail. Zak demands features from the developers of an app that he does not pay for then discovers that the feature he wants is already included. Zak breaks his silence regarding his history with cargo shorts. Listener discretion advised. He also tells us how he manages his left … Continue reading Journalistically Expedient Pockets

Zak and Liz talk about Liz having some very healthy and normal feelings about a guy that makes Youtube videos about the block game and Zak rudely pathologizes her with the bible. She continues to double down until it’s not funny anymore. Liz is trying to get one step closer to living her Tony Stark fantasy life by … Continue reading Spitefully Personal Mail

Zak and Liz invented a new role-playing game in an effort to help Liz figure out her yearly theme. Recorded on August 29, 2021 Themes Everyday Problems Generator Motive Generator Terrible Things Generator Space for Secrets And Lies – YouTube Obverse and Reverse – Wikipedia Running a Session Zero – Sly Flourish   Contact Us @thePunsGuy   Support Us Patreon   … Continue reading Randomly Meaty Lovers