Worst Collection Ever

Silver Surfer #3 (1968)

It’s the debut of Marvel’s [kind of] Satan, Mephisto, as we close out our Silver Surfer run. Surfer saves the Earth girl from last episode but Earth is ungrateful and calls him a “rotten killer.” In response, Silver Surfer disables the planet with an EMP for about ten minutes, probably killing millions in the process. Meanwhile, Mephisto gets hot over Surfer giving humanity grief because that’s HIS job dammit. 

Find out how it all ends PLUS we discuss Mephisto’s hair care, Silver Surfer channeling Dylan McKay and even a bit of alien anatomy.

*** PROPER COMIC BOOK DISCUSSION STARTS AT 00:27:27 ***

Also, we chat about some Batman Day purchases and some of the insanity that is LOIS LANE: ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

Promo: BATMAN FAMILY REUNION (https://fireandwaterpodcast.com/show/batman-knightcast/)

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Silver Surfer #2 (1968)

We’re back on track with the Silver Surfer’s earth-bound adventures as the Sentinel of the Spaceways attempts to figure out his place on this infernal planet. He starts out in Transylvania but Teddy Roosevelt runs him out of town. Then it is off to NYC (?) but since Surfer is practically nude, all they want to do is throw him in jail. Maybe warning the planet about the invading force of invisible reptilian aliens will endear him to us. Probably not but an alien’s gotta try….

Also, Ben Grimm’s cousin, “Meaty Hands” Larry Grimm, boiled pigeon dinners and how to live a zesty extraterrestrial life! 

*** PROPER COMIC BOOK DISCUSSION STARTS AT 00:07:35 ***

All this plus Shawn goes to a local toy convention and we try to recall the early 90s live-action SUPERBOY show but can’t because it was in syndication and there were other things going on.

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[R]OHOTMU: Turner D. Century

It’s the RETURN of the [RANDOM] OFFICIAL HANDBOOK OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE segment as Shawn goes it solo to explain the history and general existence of an arbitrary Marvel Comics character (circa 1986).

Join as Shawn earnestly stumbles his way through the tale of Turner D. Century, the anachronistic Spider-Woman villain who rode a flying bicycle and had a flamethrower umbrella. This dude was raised in a full-scale Madame Tussauds and went violently bonkers on San Francisco all because of a bit of debauchery (maybe a lot of debauchery — still not cool). His biggest scheme involved the use of ultrasonic waves to wipe out the Gen X population of NYC, but, he couldn’t figure out the remote, Universal Remote my ass!

Be here next week as we pick up on the cosmic tale of early Silver Surfer adventures!

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Silver Surfer #1 (1968)

So, ok, this is a REALLY GOOD comic book and not the worst of our collection BUT there is a lot to pick apart and make fun of because, my goodness, is Silver Surfer a dramatic boy! Join us as we talk about the Surfer’s first ongoing book where we learn about how extra he was as young Norrin Radd on Zenn-La. Dude was SO BORED on a planet full of peace and art and prosperity. He wanted to fly around and look under rocks that he shouldn’t just because HE didn’t earn it. Brother — take up knitting or something. Thank goodness for Galactus swinging by to eat their planet. 

We also got annoyed fish, battling Yetis, knowledge being beamed right into the skull and Shalla-Bal attempting to chokeslam herself out of grief. It’s all here and it’s going to be RAD(D)!

*** PROPER COMIC BOOK DISCUSSION STARTS AT 00:14:01 ***

All this plus some discussion on the DC’s CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS animated film and whether or not the new Superman movie might be good.

Promo: BATGIRL TO ORACLE: A BARBARA GORDON PODCAST (https://thebatmanuniverse.net/category/podcast/bto/)

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We are trying something very different out this week as we kick what will be an ongoing (most likely monthly) retrospective of SUPERMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES!! Be here this week for coverage on the first THREE (!) episodes of the series:

• THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON - Part 1 (Airdate: 9/6/96)
• THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON - Part 2 (Airdate: 9/6/96)
• THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON - Part 3 (Airdate: 9/6/96)

Join us as we heap massive praise on this wonderful animated show, from the writing to the art and especially the casting. We also delve into topics such as:

• Why is Brainiac such a lazy creep?
• Why didn’t Jor-El take the family and just peace out of Krypton when everyone wouldn’t trust him?
• Did the Kents not harbor any concern that their new baby might melt their faces with cosmic radiation?
• How is Lana no-selling Clark walking out of flaming wreckage like the Terminator?
• Does Bibbo constantly carry around that crowbar?

Promo: ROLLED SPINE PODCASTS (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rolled-spine-podcasts/id908880908)

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Shadowpact #3 (2006)

We’re almost there but Shadowpact is SUPER close to figuring out this Pentacle Plot and saving Wyoming. If only they can escape from their blood prisons with the help of David Lynch and his high standards for villainy.

All this plus Detective Chimp getting his revenge, Blue Devil as Drew McIntyre and the Murder Hole in action!

Promo: REQUIRED READING (https://requiredreadingwithtomandstella.com/)

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Shadowpact #2 (2006)

Shadowpact is still stuck inside the blood bubble, running out of time as the Pentacle enacts its plans to throw innocent people into the MURDER HOLE. Can they save the town or will a psychotic child (?) in a Boy Scout uniform prove victorious?

*** PROPER COMIC BOOK DISCUSSION STARTS AT 00:12:19 ***

All this plus super-beings outfit-shaming each other, a sword that makes you sleepy and why the Mandalorian is such a dim fellow.

Promo: ONCE UPON A GEEK (https://fireandwaterpodcast.com/show/onceuponageek/)

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Shadowpact #1 (2006)

Shadowpact is a group of paranormal-flavored heroes investigating paranormal-flavored villains and calamities. I was going to make a sly comment and say they are “Justice League Dark with a recovering alcoholic monkey” but Detective Chimp kicks it both groups so I’ll just go kick rocks.

Join us as a dome of blood envelopes a Wyoming town like a Stephen King novel. Phantom Stranger proves to be useless as do Superman and Green Lantern but that’s ok because Ragman and friends are here. It’s up to them to take down the Pentacle, a group consisting of an Italian witch, David Lynch, Sister Christian and some of the worst villain names we’ve seen in a long while.

*** PROPER COMIC BOOK DISCUSSION STARTS AT 00:12:49 ***

All this plus Jen’s thoughts on the Bruce Timm Batman series BATMAN: CAPED CRUSADER on Amazon and, hell, some WWE SummerSlam conversation as well.

Promo: PEACE BOUND AND DOWN - A WONDER WOMAN PODCAST

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Secret Defenders #17 (1994)

We wrap our short duology of Deadpool stories as we cover the conclusion of his team-up with Doctor Druid, Luke Cage, Shadowoman and the hip new hero Cadaver. The Secret crew seeks to stop the maniacal Malachi from whizzing all over the time-stream just to resurrect her ambivalent lover. All this at the cost of turning kindergarteners into early on-set Adam Sandlers and robbing Seattle of corn. Things get even worse when the malevolent (not Doctor) Strange shows up to collect magic gimmicks while the real Doctor Strange is stuck in limbo looking like a present-day Trent Reznor with Paulie Walnuts hair.

*** DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE SPOILERS — 00:04:21 to 00:19:03 ***

*** PROPER COMIC BOOK DISCUSSION STARTS AT 00:27:53 ***

All this plus a meaty DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE conversation (with spoilers - see above) and our thought on Robert Downey Jr. returning to the MCU as NOT Iron Man.

Promo: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN FROM THE BEGINNING (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-amazing-spider-man-from-the-beginning/id1750730665)

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Secret Defenders #16 (1994)

It’s a new run of books as we prep for DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE with some early Deadpool content. Here, our favorite Merc with a Mouth joins up with the Secret Defenders - Doctor Strange’s (and eventually Doctor Druid’s) crew of randomly aligned heroes. In this case, it is Luke Cage (neat), Shadowoman (who?) and Doctor Druid (bleh)

Check us out as we chat about Seattle graveyards, pre-death “your mom” jokes, Spider-Woman’s garage sale, Chris Cornell, reincarnation and zombie teenager superheroes.

*** PROPER COMIC BOOK DISCUSSION STARTS AT 00:19:00 ***

All this plus we rock some introspection over a dual rewatch of X-MEN (2000) and X2! Turns out they are both still pretty great!

Promo: OHOTMU OR NOT (http://fireandwaterpodcast.com/show/ohotmu-or-not/)

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