WORSTEST

What makes a ship 'the worst"? Is it its comically poor design demanded by a king? A terrible cargo that nobody wants? A combo of frozen yogurt machines and no toilets or...is it Nazis? Listen to this episode (with a special secret guest host) and you will be able to wow everybody around the punchbowl at your neighborhood flotilla social, because YOU learned what ship is truly...WORSTEST!

In their most ambitious episode yet, our hosts find out who actually came up with the idea of separate and distinct generations and which ones are the absolute worst. They also collectively hear why their OWN generation is worst and a small part of their souls actually die. You can practically HEAR it, right before finding out which generation is...WORSTEST!

What exactly is an Urban Legend? It's basically a profound truth that is only known by a guy your cousin works with's girlfriend's uncle. This episode, our hosts bring their favorite (aka most ridiculous) Urban Legends to battle it out in the WORSTEST dodecahedron until we figure out which is the WORSTEST!

What's the worst way to get people talking about your company? Well, with a terrible corporate slogan, of course. This episode our hosts have searched through the internet and some old kebab house menus to find a corporate slogan that is truly... WORSTEST!

This episode, our hosts explore all the ways the word "WORST" can be used to describe Horror Movie Villains. From the truly reprehensible, to the truly useless, they have found four that embody all the ways old man Webster can define "worst". There's also a blatant, yet entertaining plug for a little Horror/Comedy film some of our hosts were involved with a while back (Arbor Day). All of this and more, on this episode of...WORSTEST!

Just because 90s music is the most streamed decade of music on the internet, doesn't mean that there aren't some truly awful lyrics to accompany such amazing music. This episode, our hosts wallow through some truly terrible tunes to find out which lyrics are...WORSTEST!

So you think there's no romance in your life? Give a listen to what nature serves up as a way to find a mate and you'll be thanking your lucky stars the next time you "Netflix and chill". Three of our hosts serve up the worst mating rituals found in nature, while the fourth just plays an old VCR tape. Still, there's no better way to learn about the unsettling world of what passes for romance in the animal kingdom, than this episode of...WORSTEST!

What IS a cliché? What makes a saying a cliché? What is the worst cliché and most importantly, how do you SAY cliche?! All of these questions and more are answered (pretty much) on this latest episode of WORSTEST!

What is the WORST declaration of love in all history? Our hosts travel to space, back in time, FURTHER back in time, and to the Middle East, just to find out which romantic gesture in history is...WORSTEST!

In the name of Ron Popeil, we bring you this newest episode of WORSTEST...WORST INVENTION! Sure you can heat food fast, prevent knocking in your engine, remove unwanted hair, or smell everything going on up there on the silver screen, but at what cost?!?!?!! Hear all about that cost, and more, on this episode of WORSTEST!