In this episode, spun off from JGT's latest Quizzo, the guys start unpacking the Heaven's Gate Cult but the conversation quickly devolves into more general cult related talk.  

Johnny tells Nat about the closest he ever came to being in a cult, Nat asks what 5 items you'd bring as a "Cult Starter Kit" if you were going to join one, and both guys have to ponder how much money they'd have to be paid to join a cult for a year and share a room with a roommate that wore the same clothes and had the same haircut as you.

All this and more in this week's episode.

In 1924, the now infamous murderers Leopold and Loeb committed the perfect crime when they abducted and killed Loeb's second cousin.  Or it would have been perfect if they hadn't made countless huge mistakes.  Johnny Goodtimes and the Truth discuss the crime at length, wondering if they would have the chops to pull off a similar plan.

Johnny discusses a dilema he faced at a local yardsale recently.

Would you mutilate your face if your best friend asked you to as his last wish on his death bed?

Is there anything worse than being a galley slave?

Which would you thin would be more dangerous--being struck by lightning or going up to a wild bear in the woods and hitting it with a stick?

Johnny and Nat rate their marriages on a scale of 1 to 10.

Topsy the Elephant is electrocuted by early 20th century idiots.

Would you attend the drawing the quartering of your arch nemesis?

What is Tonya Harding doing with the money she gets from Paypal donations?

Would you take in a feral child?

Johnny discusses his trip to a Bible Studies class on the Eastern Shore where he was the youngest person there by 25 years.

Johnny gets his hands on a guide to the whore houses in Philadelphia from 1849 and we discuss some of the ratings.

Nat asks Johnny how much he'd have to be paid to fight a bull.

From the vault as we still lead up to our hotly anticipated reboot, the guys discuss how they think the conversation would go if they told their wives they were leaving to dogsled alone to the North Pole.

They also consider how they would go about toppling a Central American government with 60 men and what role early 90's Latino rapper Gerardo could play in that process.

In this episode we discuss whether our wives would be angrier if we were caught having an affair with 1 woman or if we were discovered to have a harem of 3,000 women.  Would they be angrier at our infidelity or more impressed with our logistical ability in hiding, clothing, housing and feeding thousands of women?

How much money would we have to be paid to have our nose cut off and replaced with a golden fake nose?  (like Humpty Hump, but gold)

If you were time traveling and got busy once or twice or several times, would that count as cheating on your wife?  What exactly is your obligation to someone if they save your life?  If you are in a bathroom stall and have a "wide stance" is it hard to keep your foot from touching the guy's foot in the next stall?

What would you do if Suge Knight took an interest in your career and wanted to be a part of it?  What gift would you have given Hitler if you got invited to his 50th birthday party?  Would it have been a gag gift?  If you broke a bottle of wine worth a half a million dollars how would you go about blaming someone else for it?

Remember when there was a February 30th?  Neither do we.  But it happened.