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Wotcher! episodes

  • Yer a Fancast, Harry

    There's going to be a new HP show! We're not excited! But we ARE excited to talk about who we would cast if we were in charge of a Harry Potter reboot. (Spoiler, everyone would be young and hot.) Highlights: Shaun lusting after Gene Wilder, Caleb losing their mind over Gwendoline Christie playing Quidditch, and Lisa dying on the hill of the perfect Fleur Delacour. 

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 29 min
  • Defense Against the Dark Arts (AKA the Gilderoy Lockhart Fan Club)

    It's time for everyone's favorite class: Defense Against the Dark Arts! We're discussing the DADA curse and ranking the best Dark Arts professors. Please enjoy Shaun and Lisa fangirling over Gilderoy Lockhart, much to Caleb's dismay. (Hey, he did't win Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award five times for nothing!)

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 37 min
  • Go Directly to Azkaban; Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

    Yer a...cop, Harry? Let's explore the Wizarding criminal justice system! We're talking wizard cops, the various levels of magical law enforcement, and whether having one maximum security prison for all levels of crime is a good idea (probably not!!). 

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 27 min
  • His Eyes Are As Green As A Fresh Pickled Toad

    Caleb loves Valentine's Day, so we're doing a bonus episode all about our favorite HP relationships (and yes, that includes Aberforth and his goats).

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    46 min
  • Goblins Hate Crypto Bros

    Today we're talking about one of the most (unfairly!!) maligned magical creatures in the HP universe. We'll look at goblins in folklore and explore the controversy over JK's portrayal of them in the books, then make the case for why goblins are actually superior to wizards (no way a goblin has ever bought an NFT). 

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 15 min
  • The Life and Lies of Rubeus Hagrid

    Yer a wizard, Harry! We're celebrating our beloved half-giant Hagrid, a wonderful man who should absolutely be in prison. In honor of Robbie Coltrane, we explore the life of Hagrid, learning more about giants and sharing our favorite Hagrid moments. 

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 19 min
  • A Very Spooky Scary Episode

    Let's get spooky! In this episode, we explore the things that go bump in the night: vampires, werewolves, and ghosts. From their folklore origins to their roles in the Wizarding World, we dive deeper into our favorite HP not-so-scary monsters.

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 17 min
  • It’s All About the Galleons

    Let's spend a little time out of the HP universe and talk about the real world $$$ the franchise brings in. We'll talk merch, movies, and theme parks, and debate the age old question: is there ethical (Harry Potter) consumption under capitalism?

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 30 min
  • We’ve Got Another Mystery On Our Hands

    Every wonder what the Unspeakables get up to in the Department of Mysteries? We sure do! We dive into why the Department was created, what's behind those secret doors, and who would make the perfect Unspeakable (hint: not a Gryffindor). 

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 18 min
  • It’s Called Longbottoming

    Finally, Neville Longbottom gets his day in the sun. We focus on the real Chosen One, share our favorite Neville moments, and celebrate our boy's magical glow up.

     

    *Contains crude language, not for kids!*

     

    Follow us on Instagram! @Wotcherharrypodcast

    Email us at [email protected] 

     

    Theme music:

    Danse Macabre - Busy Strings Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 23 min

About Wotcher!

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A podcast where three obsessive (and slightly drunk friends) explore their favorite fandoms.