Would You Fuck?

Would you fuck? That’s the question we’ll be answering here tonight.

From demonic nuns, mutilated monstrosities, literal aliens, and more, we’re gonna need electro-shock therapy as we continue our journey through Ryan Murphy’s extremely fucked up American Horror Story universe with season 2: Asylum. 

Would you fuck? That’s the question we’ll be answering here tonight.

In this episode, we’re breaking wind and going whole hog as we set sail across the Mediterranean. From sea witches to cannibal giants, Sirens, and a cyclops, there’s a little something for everyone as we slip on our Trojans for Christopher Nolan’s the Odyssey…

Would you fuck? That’s the question we’ll be answering here tonight. We're Kieran, Morgan, Evan, and Evan, collectively known as Kingdom Sharts.

In this episode, we’re sexualizing the quaint, wholesome community of Schitt’s Creek.

Would you fuck? That’s the question we’ll be answering here tonight. We're Kieran, Morgan, Evan, and Evan, collectively known as Kingdom Sharts.

In this episode, Morgan, Evan, and Evan are diving into Ryan Murphy’s extremely fucked up American Horror Story universe with season 1: Murder House.

Would you fuck? That’s the question we’ll be answering here tonight. We're Kieran, Morgan, Evan, and Evan, collectively known as Kingdom Sharts.

In this episode, we’re wading into the cesspool that is the cast of characters of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Would you fuck? That’s the question we’ll be answering here tonight. We're Kieran, Morgan, Evan, and Evan, collectively known as Kingdom Sharts.

In this episode, we’re picking apart the already horny mess that is Arrested Development. 

Welcome to the very first episode of Would You Fuck? On this groundbreaking new podcast, four degenerates (Kieran, Morgan, Evan, and Evan) collectively known as Kingdom Sharts, make wildly unqualified sexual rulings on fictional characters.

The rules are simple: every character in a show gets put into three piles—Yes, No, or Yes-but-only-if. At the end, we’ll recap where we all agree, and roast the odd man out. Quick note: if a character couldn’t hypothetically provide consent, they’re not being considered.

For our inaugural shitshow, Morgan, Evan, and Kieran are in the hotbox dissecting the cast of The Office.