It's Star Wars time baby! Time for Star Wars!

In today's episode we ask, could you handle the unbearable weight of massive talent?


-Would you rather eat your favorite DVD in 10 minutes or eat 100 tissues in 20 minutes?

-Would you rather poop your pants every time you fall asleep or pee your pants every time someone talks to you?

-Mascot or Ascot

-Would you rather every movie star Nicolas Cage or no movies star Nicolas Cage?

Today we're talking X-Men, and possibly killing one or more of them, check it out...

-Would you rather never die or die right now?

-Would you rather push Professor X down a tall spiral staircase or give Magneto a cat scan?

-Shequel or Squeakquel

-Would you rather write your own autobiography or have a professional writer put together your story using only existing photos of you?

The title says it all this week, if you can't figure this out, I don't know what to tell you...


-Would you rather have to pay for everything with cash or have every purchase delivered?

-Would you rather marry an ogre for 2 years or a troll for 5 years?

-All or Nothing Cereal

-Would you rather Bless this Mess or Live, Laugh, Love?

Its every nerds dream, Pokémon, Superheroes, and being attached at the lips with someone you love...


-Would you rather be joined at the hip with someone you hate or joined at the lips with someone you love?

-Would you rather always have the feeling of a hair on your tongue or always have a hole in the heels of your socks?

-Deal or No Deal

-Would you rather Pokémon be real or Superheroes be real?

It's time to talk about our favorite crypto, cryptozoological...

-Would you rather hangout with a famous athlete or go on a date with a famous comic?

-Would you rather discover the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch?

-All or Nothing for Dummies

-Your life is in danger unless you can succeed in a round of hide and seek. Would you rather hide inside an Ikea or a Home Depot? *You must last 1 hour

This week talk about sperm, I'd advice discretion, but at this point, you know...

-Would you rather be a goalie in a soccer game or a hockey game?

-Would you rather spend an hour inside a sperm whale or a week inside a sperm bank?

-Hand off or Toss

-Would you rather the afterlife be traditional heaven/hell or be the supernatural ghost type world?

Finally after all these months, someone puts our skills to use to solve a real problem...


-Would you rather be a host on SNL or get a year supply of hostess cupcakes?

-Would you rather have teeth the size of piano keys or a tongue the size of a surfboard?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather Solve world hunger or save global warming?

In this one they talk about the Batman pizza, come on in...

-Would you rather be burned alive or pureed to death?

-Would you rather eat at a hypothetical Chef Boyardee restaurant or eat the Pillsbury dough boy's bakery?

-Attend or Pretend

-Would you rather paint a chapel with Michelangelo the ninja turtle, or fight off ninjas with Michelangelo the painter?

Come, you look weary, sit, rest awhile by our fire, here are some silly jokes to ease your tired soul...

-Would you rather lick a telephone pole in the winter or lick a fire hydrant in a dog park?

-Would you rather have to do all communication through an etch e sketch or through a calculator?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have the remote from Click or be Adam Sandler?