This week we pay respect to hard working officers of the law, and prison guards, and puppets.

-Would you rather be a mall cop or a prison guard?

-Would you rather punch a 2 year old and nobody knows, or not punch a 2 year old but everyone thinks you did?

-Solid or Liquid

-Would you rather Live out the plot of Jason Bourne or the plot of Pinocchio?

Today we explore the culturally relevant universe of.. Duck Dynasty? Alright, why not...

-Would you rather eat all the leaves off of a large tree or have to rake your yard every week for a year?

-Would you rather be a poor simp or a rich pimp?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be the host of a children's show or be a guest on duck dynasty?

Make my millennium!

-Would you rather never smile for a picture again or never laugh at someone else's joke again?

-Would you rather have a one-night stand with Gollum from LOTR or Beetlejuice?

-Sloppy or clean?

-Would you rather have all computer cables come alive as snakes or have all wheels gain the ability to feel pain and scream?

I'm in..


-Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?

-Would you rather always be perfectly rested but late or never rested but perfectly on time?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have to plan and attempt and elaborate casino heist, or ask every person you encounter for money?

Where we're going this week, we don't need roads! Join us as we go back.... in TIME!!


-Would you rather never answer a phone call again or never dial a phone call again?

-Would you rather eat one whole carolina reaper pepper every week for a year or drink the blood of one man from north carolina?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be alive during the prehistoric era or during the middle ages?

Nothing like a blast from the past to remind us of our aging, failing bodies...

-Would you rather have HGTV renovate your house or win a YMCA dream house?

-Would you rather have 10x your intelligence or 10x your strength?

-Bumpy or Smooth

-At your current age, Would you rather relive the 90's or the 2000's?

This week is all about how doers get more done...

-Would you rather be in a one hit wonder band or star in one hit movie?

-Would you rather roll your ankle every 1,000 steps or be forced to do 10 jumping jacks every 100 steps?

-Crack it or Smack it?

-Would you rather work until your 65 with a modest retirement fund, or get enough money to retire today, but it's all on a Home Depot Gift Card?

Hope you're hungry, this episode is brought to you by the American Peanut Council...


-Would you rather be trapped in a babies body for the rest of your life, or age 1 year every month?

-Would you rather undergo light surgery without anesthesia or pain meds, or perform light surgery on yourself without feeling any pain?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather only be able to eat legumes or only be able to eat mushrooms?

Pop on your GUNNAR Blue Light Protective Glasses, cuz this one is for the real gamers!

-Would you rather have to use a rock climbing wall in place of walking or floor is lava in place of walking?

-Would you rather never wear shoes again or never wear a shirt again?

-Real or Fake

-Would you rather live in a real version of halo or a real version of fall out?

This week is all about weddings and marriage for some reason, will you do us the honor of making us the happiest podcast in the world? Just say yes!

-Would you rather find out you were adopted or find out you married your half sibling

-Would you rather have to propose to your s.o. with a ring pop or receive ringworm from your significant other?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have the Chuck E Cheese band play at your wedding, or you pick the band but the wedding is dry?