Reductress editors Rachel and Eva (@rachelwenitsky and @evaandherIUD) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, George Salazar (@georgesalazar), Bowen Yang (@bowenyang), and Chelsea Clarke (@chelseaclarke) read pieces from Reductress, plus we try to predict the future, talk to a beautiful woman who won’t take a fucking compliment and play voicemails from deranged Reductress fanatic Aubrey Plaza.

My Boyfriend Ate Pineapple For a Week and Now His Dick Is Covered In Bees was written by Grace Perry, How To Tell If Your Bridesmaids Are Fucking Snitches was written by Chelsea Clarke, and I’m Sick of Being Paid Less Because I Am A Teacup Pig was written by Laura Mulcahy. Wow! This Beautiful Woman Won’t Shut Up and Take The Fucking Compliment was written by Carolina Wood.

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