Sarah and Madison talk about booster shots and the War on Christmas, sex positions that won’t make your man think about you pooping, and speak to a doctor with…a harrowing secret.

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Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Thanksgiving and Tampa, speak to a brave teen 29-year-old mom, and learns some dark news from a dog that is able to speak.

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Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Taylor’s new album, speak to someone who absolutely refuses to do a little jog when she crosses the street, and learns some creative new ways to escape the surveillance state.

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Madison and Damien talk about the “university” of “Austin”, get some advice on how to infiltrate another person’s friend group, and talk to a bona-fide introvert who’s got something to share. Plus, a reading from Patti Harrison.

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Sarah and Damien catch up on their Halloweekend, and talk to a couple of local witches with an incredible offer. Madison divulges how she dealt with her boyfriend who didn't want to go apple picking, and a cat tells us exactly when and how we're going to die. Plus, a reading from Reductress writer Liva Pierce (@choppedliva).

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Reductress editors Madison and Sarah (@m4disondillard and @yourpappalardo) talk about how to hide your IBS by pretending to do coke in the bathroom. They’ll talk to Dan the sleep paralysis demon, and share how to journal without trying to make your journal think you’re cool.  On this week’s episode, Grace Perry (@perryjetaime) reads, “I LIVED IT: The Girl I Babysit for Drew Me Fucking Ugly”

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Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @m4disondillard) are both very, very sick. They’ll talk to the woman who isn’t dating the Phillie Phanatic mascot because she’s a furry, but specifically because he is tall, and will ask editorial assistant Kendra whether she should apply to grad school or maybe just lie down for awhile On this week’s episode, Lauren Ashley Smith (@mslas) reads a piece from Reductress, plus, we answer the question: Did you forget to lock your door? 

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Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories and the hardest questions, like “Will this iced coffee give you anxiety, diarrhea, or a will to live?” On this week’s episode, Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) reads a piece from Reductress, plus our intern absolutely REFUSES to sit normally in a chair! 

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The Reductress Minute is BACK on October 6th! Stay tuned for new episodes coming soon.

Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Catherine Cohen (@cathcohen) and Bowen Yang (@bowenyang) read pieces from Reductress, plus we sing an acoustic cover of Uptown Funk that has a little something for nobody. 

How I Made Life In New York Work on a 150,000 Dollar Salary, was written by Loretta Donelan. How To Touch A Naked Man On His Penis was written by Angela Marie DeManti. This Acoustic Cover of Uptown Funk Has a Little Something For Nobody was written by Damien Kronfeld.

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: The Reductress Minute is BACK on October 6! We're playing some of our favorite episodes this month to gear up for Season 3.

This week, Reductress editors take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Patti Harrison (@partyharderson), Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy), and Mara Wilson (@marawilson), read pieces from Reductress, plus we prank call Katie Couric, get a really sweet shout-out from our bestie Janeane Garofalo, and shout out to all our fans that are “literally dead” right now.

Fuckboy Blossoms Into Fuckman was written by April Lavalle, and special thanks to Damien Kronfeld for our episode title, Dermatologists Hate Her! This Woman Is Really Mean to Dermatologists.

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