Reductress editors Rachel and Beth (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnewell) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ziwe Fumodoh (@ziwe), Shannon O’Neill (@spotastic) and Alise Morales (@alisenavidad) read pieces from Reductress, plus we invented a time traveling tampon that allowed us to talk to Mary Queen of Scots about the time a portrait artist made her look fat in a painting.

I Love Pizza, Which Is Adorable Because I’m Hot, was written by Margaret Spencer. I’m Not Political (Because I Assume I Will Retain My Privileges Forever) was written by Sarah Bernstein. I’m Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die was written by Hannah LoPatin.

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Reductress editors Sarah and Taylor (@yourpappalardo and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk), Mary Houlihan (@maryhoulie) and Cissy Jones (@cissyspeaks) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to Taylor’s mom on the air and discuss relationship issues with a woman who is definitely dating a tall ferret.

Becoming a Mother Made Me Happy, Fulfilled (Although Chris Said He was Going to Pull Out) was written by Laurel Cummings. How to Explain Memes to your Therapist was written by Sami Main. I’m Not Here for the Craft Beer, I’m Here for the Dick was written by Kathy Lynch.

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Reductress editors Beth and Eva (@bethnew and @evaandheriud) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Shalewa Sharpe (Fallon), Joel Kim Booster (Comedy Central) and Grace Perry (The Onion) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk about what we love about Dobby from Harry Potter and talk about intern Miranda’s tough, tough asshole.

We Call It A Book Club, But All We Do Is Drink Wine and Worship The Devil was written by Laura Buchholz. Man with Gender Studies Degree Terrorizes Party was written by Joel Kim Booster. I Fucked Him Just to Get those Cargo Shorts off was written by Grace Perry.

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Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Shalyah Evans (MTV’s Girl Code) Monique Moses (IFC’s Comedy Cribs) and Samantha Reece read pieces from Reductress, plus Rachel tries a standing toilet, and talks to a lesbian bridal party that’s entirely made up of exes!

Sorry I Didn’t Respond To Your Text, I Get Overwhelmed By Simple Tasks was written by Taryn Englehart. Self-Deprecating Intros for When You Call 911 was written by Anna Drezen. My Skin is So Thirsty, It Fucked My Upstairs Neighbor was written by Hannah Solow and the Reductress editors. Thanks to Taylor Garron, Beth Newell, and Miranda Kronfeld for help on this episode.

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Reductress editors Rachel and Beth (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnew) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Marcia Belsky (@marciabelsky) and Suni Reyes (@sunireyes) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to Reductress’ badass aggregating algorithm Stacybot, pitch our ideas for female driven ensemble TV series, and learn how to make a March Madness bracket that ends with us living on a vineyard with Timothee Chalamet.

Has Feminism Gone Too Far Now That It’s Specifically Critiquing Me? was written by Marcia Belsky. Study Finds It’s Still Annoying When Brian Says the Right Things About Male Privilege was written by Miranda Kronfeld. I Didn’t Take His Last Name Because I’m a Feminist And Also It’s Butt was written by Courtney Paige Barnett. How To Make a March Madness Bracket That Ends With You Living on a Vineyard With Timothee Chalamet was written by Emma Dudley.

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Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Jenny Hagel (@jennyhagel), Matt Rogers (@mattrogerstho), and Catherine Cohen (@catccohen) read pieces from Reductress, plus we try to talk Spring fashion, read our hate-mail and talk to a teen expert who tells us that teens are NOT bleaching bears.

I Can’t Believe This Country Is So Racist, Reports Employee of All White Start-Up was written by Rekha Shankar. Are Teens Trying the Dangerous New Trend of Bear Bleaching? No. was written by Miranda Kronfeld.  

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Reductress editors Rachel and Eva (@rachelwenitsky and @evaandherIUD) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, George Salazar (@georgesalazar), Bowen Yang (@bowenyang), and Chelsea Clarke (@chelseaclarke) read pieces from Reductress, plus we try to predict the future, talk to a beautiful woman who won’t take a fucking compliment and play voicemails from deranged Reductress fanatic Aubrey Plaza.

My Boyfriend Ate Pineapple For a Week and Now His Dick Is Covered In Bees was written by Grace Perry, How To Tell If Your Bridesmaids Are Fucking Snitches was written by Chelsea Clarke, and I’m Sick of Being Paid Less Because I Am A Teacup Pig was written by Laura Mulcahy. Wow! This Beautiful Woman Won’t Shut Up and Take The Fucking Compliment was written by Carolina Wood.

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Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Taryn Englehart (@changawei), Ana Fabrega (@anafabragagood), and Jena Friedman (@jenafriedman), read pieces from Reductress, plus we take our birth control pills, talk about our big dumb bodies, and tell our listeners what makes us feel “seen”.

I Don’t Dress For Men, I Dress For the Sea Witch That Cursed Me was written by Jasmine Pierce, IMDB to Add “Yiiiiiiikes, FYI” Section To All Existing Profiles was written by Grace Perry, and What To Do When Your 23andMe Informs You That You’re Gimli, Son of Gloin was written by Andrew Martin. Thanks to Annie Griggs for our episode title Fuckboy Ghost Still Won’t Cross Over For Girlfriend.

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This week, Reductress editors (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnew) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Patti Harrison (@partyharderson), Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy), and Mara Wilson (@marawilson), read pieces from Reductress, plus we prank call Katie Couric, get a really sweet shout-out from our bestie Janeane Garofalo, and shout out to all our fans that are “literally dead” right now.

Fuckboy Blossoms Into Fuckman was written by April Lavalle, and special thanks to Damien Kronfeld for our episode title, Dermatologists Hate Her! This Woman Is Really Mean to Dermatologists.

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