Wrasslin' Raw

Apparently Shatner is both an ass and a dick? In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, things start out on a sober note, but quickly get back to their usual tenor when Jason laughs heartily at Bob Holly's apparent concussion. Joe continues as a contributing expert, this time as a musician, and Ryan informs us all about the career of Property Formerly of Dr. Wolf. You knew what you were getting into when you signed up for this!

Ladies and gentlemen, we truly apologize to you for what just happened- the 1995 Royal Rumble! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys go over the '95 Rumble, and reveal some interesting agreements and disagreements about what went on there. Jason does his best to bury Stephanie Wiand and Joe does his best to bury the IRS v. Undertaker match, while Ryan can't handle 28 jobbers and is therefore excused from his duties for the week. Surprises abound as opinions don't wind up as predicted, and unsurprisingly, Mo gets squashed to everyone's delight!

Moooooo! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the Bob Holly crashing jokes are fast and furious. Ryan's Jobber of the Week is another potential victim of Gary Sabough, Joe flexes his investigative muscles by asking some hard-hitting questions, and Jason spends the majority of the episode confused. King Kong Bundy is disgusting, and so is the debut of Mantaur.

Who wants to see some Raw underwear? In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys get treated to one of the most well-performed matches they've ever seen, and one of the worst matches they've ever seen. Ryan gushes over William Shatner, Jason rediscovers his love of simple holds, and Joe has a relevant question for Pamela Anderson. Also, Hakushi debuts, Kama is still beating children, and two middle aged men tear each other's clothes off!

Are you ready for some great storytelling from real professionals? Well keep dreaming! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys are treated to the first episode of 1995, and suffice it to say, 1995 is already living up to its reputation. Ryan's Jobber of the Week is a sad story, Joe keeps fighting back against physical illness, and Jason is extremely excited by the announcement that the Harvey Whippleman/Howard Finkle feud of 1994 will apparently be continuing. Hey, look on the bright side… at least there's only one Lex Luger match, right?

Joe's sick of Lex Luger, both literally and figuratively! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Joe is out sick, and Ryan and Jason just won't do an episode without him. In the meantime, the boys bullshit about matches and superstars to look forward to over the course of 1995. We're all looking forward to ladder matches and Sunny days!

That's it folks, we're done with 1994! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys discuss their Match of the Year candidates: Owen Hart vs. Bret Hart and the Shawn Michaels/Razor Ramon Ladder Match from WrestleMania X, Bret Hart vs. The 1-2-3 Kid from Monday Night Raw, and Alundra Blayze vs. Bull Nakano from SummerSlam. There's also the Highlights and Lowlights of 1994, Ryan's Jobber of the Year, and Joe's breakdown of Wrestling Observer reader polls. Goodbye 1994, hello 1995!

Vinnie Panchetta is in the house- how many different ways can the boys botch his last name? In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Ryan and Jason both love the debut of Henry Godwinn, Joe loves it when Vince gets mouthy, and Ryan's Jobber of the Week holds a degree in biochemistry. There still hasn't been an answer as to just who the fuck Dick Murdoch is, but now he's apparently legendary!

PaulyJ delivered better than Domino's ever could! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys mull over some serious questions: Who's Kevin Nash? Who the fuck is Dick Murdoch? Who will be the Jobber of the Week this week? We're also treated to a Rip Taylor pop-in; Joe puts over Billy Gunn; Jason starts using the word 'honky'; Chris Avery gets a tit flick… and Ryan got a new book of insults! It's so action-packed that you'll struggle to find a highlight!

"Dunk" and mediocrity seem to go hand in hand as we take a look back at one of the worst Monday Night Raws in recent memory. There aren't many highlights here, but we do get updates on the tag team championship situation, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and the IRS/Undertaker feud. Also, great news wrasslin' fans- PaulyJ over at the PJWF is hooking us up with a fantasy booking, Donk the Clown versus the Undertaker in a Casket Match. Stay tuned for more details!