Wrasslin' Raw

The Russian bots are out and downloading the podcast in record numbers! While a shadow of suspicion hangs over our subscriber count, the wrasslin' industry hangs on our every word. In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Joe attempts to summon Roy Raymond with a Beetlejuice invocation, Jason issues a public apology for his past statements regarding Bob Backlund's bite guard, and Ryan continues to educate us on real wrasslin'. Hello, Burlington!

It's a special Columbus Day edition of Monday Night Raw, and we can't help but notice that Tatanka is here to celebrate! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Jason presents his convoluted New Generation theory, Ryan gets a little tingly over a carcass in a casket, and through an unfortunate series of events, Joe ends up watching Marlon Brando kiss Larry King. Also, the boys are starting to get tired of Vince's shit, and they're beginning to crack. Goodbye, Utica!

These three POWERHOUSES are here and ready to talk some wrasslin'! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Jason gets angry with Doink's whoopee cushion, Joe tells us a story about Chubby Checker's son, and Ryan's jobber of the week looks more at home at a VFW poker machine. Just as a head's up, Roseanne Barr might get mentioned once or twice.

¡Hola! Joe opens this episode with news about an exciting new acquisition, Ryan regales us with the legend of Bob Starr, and Jason continues to be disillusioned with the lack of cornrows in the British Bulldog's hair. We also find out that, un-fur-tunately, not everybody likes excessive dog puns. Vince may or may not have hired a homeless person to get beat up by the 1-2-3 Kid, and Ludvig Borga's album may or may not have given him an edge over Shawn Michaels in the history books. 100 downloads and rising!

The trash never gets taken out, and the piles just get higher! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Joe takes us down Bob Backlund's wormhole, and the wall that Ryan has built up to hide his love for the Heavenly Bodies finally starts to crack. Also, the Macho Man Randy Savage reminds the boys of the Native Americans worldwide who are suffering as a result of the single greatest heel turn in the history of professional wrestling. Now give us three "Hail Macho's" and four "Hail Man's!"

Welcome to the first episode of our usual format! In this Wrasslin' Raw, the boys discuss the episode of Monday Night Raw that aired on September 12th, 1994. Ryan enlightens us on the Jobber of the Week, the finer points of Diesel appreciation are debated, Joe has contemporary wrasslin' news, and the boys all gush over the Undertaker. Take a drink every time Jason says "the master of the martial arts Kwang!"

Thank Friar Ferguson, we've come to the end of Raw So Far 1994! In this final episode of the series, the boys talk about yet another "Match of the Year" candidate, Ryan fills us in on what's so special about Raw 68, and talk about the master of the inappropriate wrestling comment, Art Donovan! This is the last episode where the boys talk about large periods of time; after this, they get to their usual episode format of one episode of Raw per one episode of Wrasslin' Raw. Oh, did you know that Dominos delivers?

Kicking off "Raw So Far 1994," the boys get double wide and double deep when Joe discusses Yoko's best work; there are dicks slapping stop signs; Jason's love of Ludvig Borga is finally brought out; PLUS we're given the blessings that are Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, TWO "Match of the Year" candidates, and Bastion Booger cohosting. Ryan's eagle eye spotted the Undertaker where no one else did!

The boys round out "Raw So Far 1993" with the historic Savage/Crush Summit, Bastion Boogers' eating habits, Ludvig Borga's superior promo skills, the end of Matt Borne as Doink, a farewell to Bobby Heenan, and a final ruling on who wins the title of "Best Match of 1993." Also: we get Kwang, the Master of the Martial Arts, and the debut of a country music hall-of-famer. 13 subscribers and dropping!

Continuing "Raw So Far 1993," the boys have another contender for "Match of the Year" right off the bat! We get the 1-2-3 Kid's mom a new loveseat, a new favorite named Bastion Booger, Tiny Tim's ukelele, Lex Luger's bus driver, and Joe saying "choppy choppy yo peepee!" for some reason. Five Banzai drops are one too many!