WRITE CLUB cornerman Steven Westdahl minces words with editor and digital strategist Kristin "show-don't-tell" Sgroi.

Annette Roman and Ian Belknap take sides and flash knives in the oldest argument since form first met void.

Casey Childers and Max McCal bloody their knuckles and noses with some bare-fisted semantics.

Geordie Martinez and Katie May throw down in an old-school Euclidean debate.

Geordie Martinez and Katie May throw down in an old-school Euclidean debate.