The WRITE CLUB SF Summer of Grudge comes to a head! The final bout!! Best two out of three!!! Nate Waggoner limps out another brilliantly lame story about his life in a plea for LOSER while Ken Grobe presents a musical production celebrating his lowly status as a non-profit WINNER. Spoiler alert: This bout is ironic.

Spencer Bainbridge rallies the zeitgeist for a global shield from the sun behind SPF and Gabriel Cubbage rocks our collective boat while exposing us all to intense UV. Our Summer of Grudge is getting intense and you might want to bail. We recommend sticking with it.

Ivan Hernandez wanders barefoot under the shady boardwalk while SHOELESS and WCSF Cornerman Steven Westdahl reads absent Greg Asdourian's handwritten notes while SHIRTLESS. The Summer of Grudge is taking it all off to expose our pasty white San Francisco flesh. Enjoy.

Carolyn Ho sets out on a journey guided only by the SHORE and Natacha Ruck floats freely out with the tide into the OCEAN. July's Summer of Grudge kicks off at WRITE CLUB SF: a place where cool shit happens.

Ken Grobe turns the thermostat up to 11 and tears off the knob while Nate Waggoner just chills and proves he's too cool for school. HOT vs COLD closes out our Wet Hot WCSF month of July 2013. Spoiler: this bout ends with a tie breaker — Grobe's SILENCE v Wagg's SOUND — and not with a bang, but with a whimper...

Nick Johnson ventured forth into the great OUTDOORs while Jared Roehrig kicked off his shoes to stayed comfy INDOORs. Do you prefer a campfire or a fireplace? This isn't about you, but prepare to be swayed.

Matt Pine likes his wit like Buñuel likes his martini: DRY. Lauren Traetto likes her water like Toad likes his sprocket: WET. The battle for (de)hydration begins and the Wet Hot WCSF Summer gets steamy.

Matt Pine likes his wit like Buñuel likes his martini: DRY. Lauren Traetto likes her water like Toad likes his sprocket: WET. The battle for (de)hydration begins and the Wet Hot WCSF Summer gets steamy.

Casey Childers and Steven Westdahl face off in their annual GEMINI v GEMINI birthday battle. The card attached says, "Thank you for being a friend."

Ken Grobe comes after YOU where it hurts while Nate Waggoner exposes a little too much of himself in ME. So begins the bitter rivalry that rages throughout the coming months.