This week on Writers Behaving Badly: It’s the season two finale! Annie, Brooke, and Lisa wrap up a year of literary chaos with bread, burnout, and breakthroughs. Lisa digs deep for one final curly question and Brooke delivers the Footballer’s Baby conception scene…(almost)…

Plus: The knitting community comes for Hank Green in a thread war for the ages…

What You'll Learn:

The difference between a supportive beta reader and a confidence killer

How to give feedback that doesn’t make someone quit writing forever

Why “being kind” isn’t the same as “lying”

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & WinsLisa inches closer to ‘the end’ while Brooke and Annie creep further away…

🔥 Roast or ToastBrooke gives us what we’ve asked for…the Footballer’s Baby is finally conceived…

📚 Curly QuestionHow do you find a Beta Reader…but more importantly, how do you give good feedback without crushing a writer’s spirit? Lisa shares her wisdom.

🍵 Tea Time RantHank Green vs. the knitters: when socks are undervalued, and sexism enters the chat. Annie brings the chaos; Brooke tries not to choke on her tea. Are we cancelled? Afraid knot…

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 28th October @ 8:00pm. Come and join us!

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: We’re back with New York Times bestselling author Sally Hepworth for Part Two of our rollicking chat. Sally dishes on the realities of social media (hint: don’t waste time building a platform before you’ve written the book), resilience in the face of one-star reviews, and the myth-busting advice every aspiring author needs to hear.

She also spills some tea on a library event with Lisa that went hilariously sideways—complete with Maud heckling from the front row…

Plus: Lisa can’t take an ugly photo of Sally (no matter how hard she tries), and Brooke yells the F-word directly into Sally’s face. You couldn’t script it if you tried.

Follow

Sally Hepworth

on Substack 😊

Pre-order Mad Mabel

What You'll Learn:

Why social media can wait until you’ve actually written the book.

How to find (and keep) your voice online without hating it.

The art of laughing at one-star reviews (including Rhonda’s epic takedown).

Why every writer needs resilience and a good sense of humour.

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 23rd September @ 7:30pm. Come and join us! (We’ll be announcing more end of year dates shortly 😊)

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: It’s our very first live, in-person episode—recorded in Sydney with questionable tech, maximum chaos, and at least one snort that may or may not become a sound effect.

Brooke fights through a new-job writing slump, Lisa produces her award-winning early manuscript for listening pleasure and Annie gets distracted by a 90s inspired dream. There’s a dramatic reading, a curly question about beta readers and tea that makes us wonder if Malcolm Turnbull has a Google alert on his name (or DMs are open…)

What You'll Learn:

Why you can’t follow ‘the shinies’

Why it’s easier to write the 60s

How your early work forms part of your writing journey (even if you think it’s cringe)

The right time to send your work to beta readers

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & WinsIt’s an in-person confession time with one of our writers ending up in the sin-bin while the other two just scrape over the line.

🔥 Roast or ToastLisa’s Strictly Business gets a dramatic group reading—tampons, talismans, and a groom with cold feet. Instead of a brutal roast, it sparks nostalgia, trope talk (“touch her and die”), and Brooke’s so in love with the hero she makes Lisa blush.

📚 Curly QuestionWhen is the right time to send your manuscript to a beta reader? Lisa explains what is ‘too early’ and how to know if you’re really ready for feedback.

🍵 Tea Time RantA viral reel sparks debate: can you judge someone by the books on their shelf?

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: Season Two kicks off with triple wins! Brooke discovers the power of horny ghosts, Lisa finds her character voice (and an accountability partner who doesn't mess around), and Annie reclaims her historical heroine's agency. Plus, we debut Brooke's very first novel—complete with mysterious football jerseys and a dubious hall-of-fame.

What You'll Learn:

How to move past "am I saying anything important?" by focusing on what you do well—fun genres matter too!

How accountability partners can transform your writing momentum

Why research matters even in contemporary fiction (looking at you, football scenes)

The truth about first chapter "rules" and why most of them are nonsense

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & WinsFor once, we're all winning! Creative breakthroughs, voice discoveries, and 30,000 words in a month.

🔥 Roast or ToastBrooke reads from The Footballer's Baby—her genre-bending debut featuring NRL/soccer/gridiron confusion and generic farms. Lisa delivers the ultimate writing lesson: great storytelling transcends factual accuracy, but research still matters.

📚 Curly QuestionWe tackle the TikTok writing advice rabbit hole and why those endless "must-have" lists might be killing your creativity.

🍵 Tea Time RantThe ethics of true crime publishing—why the rush to capitalise on tragedy raises serious questions about victim-centred storytelling and responsible journalism.

Our first Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 12th August @ 7:30pm. Come and join us!

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: We’re back with New York Times bestselling author Sally Hepworth for Part Two of our rollicking chat. Sally dishes on the realities of social media (hint: don’t waste time building a platform before you’ve written the book), resilience in the face of one-star reviews, and the myth-busting advice every aspiring author needs to hear.

She also spills some tea on a library event with Lisa that went hilariously sideways—complete with Maud heckling from the front row…

Plus: Lisa can’t take an ugly photo of Sally (no matter how hard she tries), and Brooke yells the F-word directly into Sally’s face. You couldn’t script it if you tried.

Follow

Sally Hepworth

on Substack 😊

Pre-order Mad Mabel

What You'll Learn:

Why social media can wait until you’ve actually written the book.

How to find (and keep) your voice online without hating it.

The art of laughing at one-star reviews (including Rhonda’s epic takedown).

Why every writer needs resilience and a good sense of humour.

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 23rd September @ 7:30pm. Come and join us! (We’ll be announcing more end of year dates shortly 😊)

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: We welcome New York Times bestselling author Sally Hepworth! She joins us to chat about her incredible career, from the book that changed everything (The Mother-in-Law) to billboard moments in Bourke Street Mall, optioned screen adaptations, and why resilience beats luck every time. She also confesses to once dictating Lisa’s plotting process with a stack of index cards (but she might have won that argument in the end 👀)

Plus: Sally and Brooke bond over ‘town water’…

This week’s write-along winners 🏆👏

Kylie

Casey

Erin

Cath P

Cath G

Linda

Lucinda

Sue Ann

Athena

What You'll Learn:

How to write (and survive) through personal upheaval.

The role of consistency in building a career and a brand.

How it’s okay to experiment with process.

How to handle bad reviews, awkward encounters, and emails from Estelle in Wisconsin.

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & WinsLisa smugly climbs back on the podium with scene cards in hand, Brooke battles the corporate commute, Annie claims ‘it’s all sinny in Philadelphia’ and our community of writers bring their A-game to the page.

📚 Author Interview – Sally Hepworth Part OneFrom resilience to screen adaptations and The Mother-in-Law changing everything—Sally tells us the truth about publishing highs and lows, her flexible process, and why the most successful authors often struggle the most to give writing advice…

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 23rd September @ 7:30pm. Come and join us!

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: The hosts sin in varying degrees (and one of them blames it on their husband 👀). Brooke dusts off her shiny flirtation of a manuscript, Bad Boy Lessons and is given Lisa’s toughest roast yet. We tackle a curly question on story complexity versus depth and spill the tea on a Bookstagrammer who admitted to pirating books…

Plus: Hotel hijinks, write-along confessions, and Lisa pushes the GCM…again 😉

What You'll Learn:

How to tell if your story is truly complex, or just unnecessarily complicated

Why depth (not endless subplots) is what keeps readers hooked

Practical ways to strengthen character voice so readers fall in love with your hero

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & WinsBrooke confesses to a zero-word week (saved only by a memoir client), Lisa manages a chaotic small number of words (and blames her husband), and Annie keeps her manuscript alive thanks to write-alongs.

🔥 Roast or ToastBrooke dusts off “Bad Boy Lessons” for Lisa’s critique. Cue hair plugs, gold teeth, and a neighbour with a ficus—and a whole lot of banter.

📚 Curly QuestionIs your novel too complicated—or not deep enough? We unpack Michael Hauge’s advice and revisit Pride and Prejudice to explore why simple stories endure.

🍵 Tea Time A bookstagrammer recently confessed to pirating books she reviews…we spill the tea.

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 9th September @ 7:30pm. Come and join us!

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: We interview the incredible and hilarious Tess Woods about her publishing journey (and why she almost quit for good…). Seriously she wrote her first novel in three days! The collective writing vibes were buzzing at write-along and we delivered a room full of winners and Tess spills part two of her embarrassing publishing encounters…

This week’s write-along winners 🏆👏

Casey, Sue Ann, Belinda, Tanya, Helen, Erin, Simone, Lucinda, Athena, Kylie

Plus: Brooke’s questionable Googles, ghosts in the podcast and Tess Woods is keeping ACTUAL receipts.

What You'll Learn:

Why rejection doesn’t mean your writing career is over

How to spot feedback worth taking on (and what to ignore)

Why “overnight success” can take a long time

The brutal highs and lows of publishing (and why resilience is everything)

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & Wins Lisa has been smited…smit…smut? by the gods for bragging about her manuscript, Annie is only getting words down during write-alongs but still keeping the wheels turning and Brooke typed so fast her keyboard was smoking…also, do Irishmen stomp?

📚 Author Interview - Tess Woods Tess on rejections, burnout, and clawing her way back to bestseller lists. Plus, the truth about publishing competition and why resilience beats talent every time.

🍵 Tea Time Confession Tess Woods spills the tea part two! Another awkward encounter to help you realise you’re not alone mortifying yourself in the publishing industry.

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 9th September @ 7:30pm. Come and join us!

This week on Writers Behaving Badly: Lisa smashes through her word count goal and we all feel confident this book is going to get finished, Brooke unleashes the horniest ghost in literary history, and Annie gets lost in falconry research (spoiler: no actual falcon purchased…yet). We debate whether prologues are brilliant or pointless fluff, dive deeper on publishing pay, and hear how bestselling author Tess Woods once mistook a literary legend for a random dinner guest.

Plus: Sweet pepper perfume, ball sweat chit-chat, and Brooke’s shocking “Footballer’s Baby” edit nearly gives Lisa a heart attack.

What You'll Learn:

* Why months of “failed” drafts can be the secret to writing momentum

* The brutal truth about publishing advances and why most writers don’t earn a living wage

* When to cut your precious prologue (and when to let it stay)

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & WinsLisa blitzes thousands of words, Brooke nails her 5k-a-week rewrite goal (horny ghost included), and Annie coins a new term: “swinning” (sinning + winning).

🔥 Roast or ToastThe gang debates whether Annie’s moody prologue is a stroke of genius or just pretty words destined for the bin.

📚 Curly QuestionWe tackle the money talk: advances, earning out, and why most Aussie authors can’t quit their day jobs. Lisa breaks down the numbers and the myths.

🍵 Tea Time ConfessionBestselling author Tess Woods spills the tea on a time she embarrassed herself at a literary event…

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 26th August @ 7:30pm. Come and join us!

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This week on Writers Behaving Badly: Lisa smashes through her word count goal and we all feel confident this book is going to get finished, Brooke unleashes the horniest ghost in literary history, and Annie gets lost in falconry research (spoiler: no actual falcon purchased…yet). We debate whether prologues are brilliant or pointless fluff, dive deeper on publishing pay, and hear how bestselling author Tess Woods once mistook a literary legend for a random dinner guest.

Plus: Sweet pepper perfume, ball sweat chit-chat, and Brooke’s shocking “Footballer’s Baby” edit nearly gives Lisa a heart attack.

What You'll Learn:

Why months of “failed” drafts can be the secret to writing momentum

The brutal truth about publishing advances and why most writers don’t earn a living wage

When to cut your precious prologue (and when to let it stay)

Segments Inside:

✍️ Sins & WinsLisa blitzes thousands of words, Brooke nails her 5k-a-week rewrite goal (horny ghost included), and Annie coins a new term: “swinning” (sinning + winning).

🔥 Roast or ToastThe gang debates whether Annie’s moody prologue is a stroke of genius or just pretty words destined for the bin.

📚 Curly QuestionWe tackle the money talk: advances, earning out, and why most Aussie authors can’t quit their day jobs. Lisa breaks down the numbers and the myths.

🍵 Tea Time ConfessionBestselling author Tess Woods spills the tea on a time she embarrassed herself at a literary event…

Our next Badly Behaved Write-Along is on Tuesday 26th August @ 7:30pm. Come and join us!