Jolene regularly has to deal with eyelashes getting in her eye, or mascara wands, or on occasion, entire bones.  

Do cows eat carrots?  DO CARROTS EAT COWS?  Help.

Comedy, tragedy, expository--it's all the same.  No, wait, no it's not!

Bones don't feel pain, but they do feel empathy, and they feel bad when you feel pain!

Whew! After a mind-bogglingly long episode, Jolene decides to relax a bit and just get back to what she does best--cranking out facts about bones as best as she can with the spoons she has available.

Wow, it's been 200 facts about bones!  To mark the occasion, Jolene invites her friends Helena, Julia, Mel, and Monique to join her in playing a terrible game of Dungeons and Dragons.  She's not exactly the best dungeon master, but she certainly... does... have... bones.  

Special thanks to Kelsey for the incredible monster scream in the intro.

Mel:

https://twitter.com/wizardcatpants

Helena:

https://www.tiktok.com/@helenatacy

This episode is DEFINITELY in-season.

This Wrong Bone Fact is only mildly horrifying.  Just the way you like 'em!

How dare Wrong Bone Facts judge other people for having unusual logic!  

If you want to know what the Bone Curse is, just ask Jolene.  She's been dealing with it for some time now.