Wrong Bone Facts

In a few years, Jolene will report back and see if the side effects took place. The current hypothesis is that she'll have more bones.

Who said that bone facts can't be cultural?  Heck, who says bone facts have to be correct!

Okay, actually, real talk--there was no research done this fact before-hand, so if ANYONE finds a recipe, please send it to Jolene immediately so she can delete this episode and cry lonely sad tears in the shower.

Technically speaking, this episode is a public service announcement!

No, wait, it's more of a public nuisance.

You, uh, may not want to try this one at home.

Jolene once accidentally changed her last name to Calculation and had to go by "Miss Calculation" for a week.  It was funny for a day.

Podcast energy and song energy is practically the same, so doing a pun here makes perfect sense.

Remember to find time to chill and relax.  Some people relax by juggling.  Who knows how THAT works.

Podcasts are so relaxing, so Jolene tends to accidentally fall asleep when listening to them. There is nothing "relaxing" about bones, however!

Bonus wrong bone fact: the best golfer in the world, Beany North, has no bones!  He golfs on pure intuition.

Just because it's called "bone meal" does NOT mean you should eat it.  I think it gives you a disease?