The votes... the votes... my kingdom for some votes! Steve opens by complaining about Chinese and Russian interference in the polling process for the show, the wo exchange compliments, and then they argue about the right house layout: Is a One story or a Two story house better?

Steve disregards the character this week, and gets right to viewer mail -- in disgust -- following ANOTHER humiliating defeat to James. They exchange the compliments and then argue this week's topic: When riding an escalator, do you WALK or STAND?

Just in time for a long cold winter, the boys are dreaming of warmer skies -- which is better: a POOL or a LAKE? The quarter flips after some awkward compliments (and a pig-related background disaster during the recording), and then they hilariously duke it out!

James proposes an interesting topic this week, although Steve can't believe it is even a legitimate question: Should you apply deodorant BEFORE or AFTER you put on your shirt? Compliments, odds & ends, and a whole lot of laughs carry this episode up the mountain of our finest!

Steve has a new hat again! Watch as James tries to shake off the effects of "Halo Day" as they flip the WYOMING Quarter of Fate (Steve is on the road and forgot the Guam QoF)and argue about whether Queso or Salsa is the ultimate Mexican condiment!

Do you put on your pants while standing up or sitting on the edge of the bed? Normal people all do it the same way.

We've done it now! The author of numerous parenting books and a psychologist square off for the ultimate "adulting" debate: "Should you have kids, or choose to NOT have kids"? The Guam Quarter of Fate determines the sides, and hilarity ensues!

An odd topic this week - but one that affects everyone who wears clothes: Do you base your outfit around a shirt, or the pants? The Guam Quarter of Fate determines sides, and the boys go at it. Listen to the complaints, the compliments, and the comedy!

As warm weather winds down, and we face the grips of a long cold winter, we reflect upon a sunnier time: Do you mow your own lawn, or is it better to pay someone else to do it? James and Steve laugh along with Steve's admirable character, they exchange compliments that hurt only slightly more than an insult, and then flip the Guam Quarter of Fate...

Continuing our alcohol theme (not sure what that says about us), James and Steve uncork a doozy: Red vs White Wine! Listen in as we compliment, insult, and then take on another hilarious debate!