Steve's back is out and hurting, but the show must go on! The boys discuss physical health, exchange meaningless (but heartfelt) compliments, and then debate a HOT topic in breakfast food: Should bacon be served crispy or chewy? Listen, vote, subscribe, and ENJOY! Bon Appetit.

Another day, another hat, another debate, another great episode! James and Steve endure another bad impression, exchange barbs about last week's poll, recover their relationship with [sic] sincere compliments, and then debate this week's topic: Hamburgers vs Hot Dogs!

When taking a trip, is it better to drive, or to fly? The Guam Quarter of Fate determines the sides after a recap of Steve's poll victory, a discussion of positive listener feedback, and a couple awkward compliments.

James befall a pig-related disaster, just as the guys were supposed to begin recording -- and regales the listeners with a detailed blow-by-blow of the epic mud-wrestling competition he endured (and lost). Then the guys take on a timely tropic: Super Bowl vs. World Series!

Steve finally wears a thematically appropriate hat, as he and James flip the Guam Quarter of Fate and argue over whether Mr. Rogers or Sesame Street is the best children's program. Revisit your childhood and pick a side -- vote, and SUBSCRIBE!

With winter upon us, the boys argue over whether you should WANT it to snow, or should NOT want it to snow. They also cover James winning by NINE lousy votes last week, and how they have now BOTH been fired from a major newspaper! Oh -- and a rare appearance by the Queen of England!

Join the fiesta, as Steve dons a party hat and James endures another cold open. Results of last week's poll are revealed (hint: STEVE WON!), and appropriate glory is bestowed. Eventually, the Guam Quarter of Fate determined sides, and the guys engaged in a "first world problems" debate: Steak vs Lobster!

They're baaaaaaack! Another year, another great debate! Steve shows off a couple gifts from listeners, James reveals his admiration of Steve (you can read between the lines), and they debate the critical topic of Snaps vs Buttons on your clothing! Fasten your collar and pull up your britches - this is a FUNNY episode!

James and Steve made a side bet on a football game this week - that James won... so Steve had to write and read a poem to James, to honor his victory. See that train wreck live, as well as James reading a poem of his own! Plus the Guam Quarter of fate, and the debate: SHOULD you make New Year's Resolutions?

Recorded on Christmas Eve, the boys are back in town! Steve is out of sorts, James is particularly Grinchy, and the Guam Quarter is a stand-in -- but they flip and debate the all important topic of Wrapping Paper vs Gift Bags!