This episode of Pirate News Desk covers:

-Grace Vanderwaal Wins "America's Got Talent"

-Nickelodeon Theme Park in the Meadowlands

-Fright Fest Now at Six Flags

-Small Changes with Twitter

-Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Recall

-Uber and Driverless Cars

-Potential Sink in Ford Vehicles

-Nuclear Energy Plant In the UK

-"Super" Lice

-Mass Layoffs at Bergen Record

-Walkathon in Kearny

-Colonial Pipeline Oil Spill

The Technical Operation team says goodbye to assistant Bridget. Grant discusses his cat's litter box troubles, Charlotte sneaks into her friends apartment to bake a cake, Rachel talks about her Labor day parade experience, and Bridget gets free Dippin' Dots! But don't worry, the roof is not on fire.

Ending song: The End by In Flames’

This special 15th Anniversary September 11 Tribute Edition discusses relevant 9/11 news and our experiences on the tragedy as it happened.

WSOU's podcast makes it returns as the former hosts of Monday Night Mayhem sat down on Monday, August 29th before their final time on air together. Matt Young, Iris Duran, Missi Callazo, Kim Burke, Tom Ferrari, and Randy Falk sat down to discuss the show, and their memories. Monday Night Mayhem returned every Monday night during August of 2016 as part of WSOU's celebration of their 30th anniversary of switching formats to metal!

-Quick and inexpensive school shopping tips

-College student discount tips

-EpiPen price gouging

-Changing start times for schools

-Homework load debate

-Online learning and homeschooling

-Bentology Lunchbox Review

-Stanford no longer allowed to carry hard alcohol.

-The rise of dads now school shopping

-Pikmykid app

DJ Microwave and DJ Nightmariusz join Tech Ops Assistant Bridget for a philosophical talk about the best waffles. Deep within the syrup are the meaning of our impermanent lives and the evil of pancakes. We can't make cats fly, and caterpillars may be indestructible, but our local Potions Master Prateek may hold the answer to our questions.

Ending Song - Giraffe Tongue Orchestra: "Blood Moon"

This week, PND touches on the following subjects:

-Flood in Louisiana

-Michael Phelps's legacy and stellar 2016 Olympics

-Ryan Lochte robbery debate

-A cannibalistic attack

-Gawker being shut down

-McDonalds fitness band discontinued

-Uber/Ford implementing driverless cars

This episode of Pirate News Desk discusses a man assaulted fin Bloomfield for wearing a Donald Trump shirt, Volkswagen keys being hacked, the emerald ash borer insect threat, the feud between Facebook and Adblock Plus, Twitter found not guilty to assisting ISIS, abnormally warm August ocean water, and a charity event held by St. Joseph's School in East Orange.

Technical Operations Assistant King Charlie is joined by DJ Fishy (The Weatherman) and DJ Habanero as they discuss WSOU presents shows for Fear Factory and Baroness, Mosh Pits, air guitar, and the Renaissance Faire in Tuxedo, New York. DJ Habanero leaves early, but not before he falls in love again with WSOU’s new hat, and of course the Olympics and Michael Phelps make an appearance as well.

Closing Song: Thank You Scientist – “Blood on the Radio”

This week, Pirate News Desk reports on updates on Poland and Pope Francis, mob arrests in Philadelphia, a tragic London stabbing, upcoming University of Idaho class designed around Pokémon GO, Facebook "click bait", the new iPhone 7 and 7-Plus leaked, and 2020 Tokyo Olympics.